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[wickedflea]

I hate to be a hater, but I sure do hate me some white people. F'real.

I'm on the bus. I gotta start back riding the bus more often. I used to get some good thinking done on the bus. Plus, there are a lot of crazy people on the bus, esp. on the B route. Them's my people.

Has there ever been a band called The Popcorn Shits?

Holy shit. There's a woman on this bus who's totally eating Jujubes. I wonder if I should ask her for some ice to rub on my nipples. You're supposed to do that kind of weird shit on the bus, right?

Just think--one small question like that and then I would enter the ranks of the weird bus people. Whew, here's my stop.

Comments

[theodicy.livejournal.com]

Aw, flea, you always make me smile. You're a misanthrope, but in a good way.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Thanks. :) I try to keep a somewhat healthy perspective on people: they freak me out, and I will NEVER understand them, but I kinda like them all the same.

[ginamoog.livejournal.com]

You are so random, I love it. And you crack my shit up.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Hehehehe, thanks! Dingbat.

[ginamoog.livejournal.com]

OOH BURN

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

I remember this one comedian named Geechy Guy. He'd say, "There's always one weirdo on the bus. I couldn't find him..."

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Geechy! A name like that pretty much ensures that there will always be a weirdo on whatever bus he's on.

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Here's his website.

http://www.geechyguy.com

There's a really unflattering photo of him. See if you can guess which one.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

WHOA, some resume! Is he related to Waldo?

[bellastrega.livejournal.com]

man, fuck white people.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

That's what I'm screamin'.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Whoa! He's a leather-shirt legend! That's cool.