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[wickedflea]

One of the women told police that on her first day at the Tasty Flavors Sno Biz, before any spanking, owner Paul Eugene Levengood made her sign a statement that said: "I give Gene permission to bust my behind any way he sees fit."

That's how we regulate down south, mang. That's right near where my mom lives! Crazy shit.

edit: crap, didn't realize it required registration--it didn't make me sign in. I posted the text in comments.

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[sarcasmosis.livejournal.com]

it works better if you think of them talking in southern accents.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

"Bust your behind" HAS to be spoken in a southern accent. There's just no other way to do it.

[sarcasmosis.livejournal.com]

you could do it as richard pryor imitating a white guy.