wickedflea | (no subject)

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I'm gonna start a meme in a couple of days, and you all have to promise to do it. It'll require a citrus fruit, so visit your local grocer.

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This citrus fruit, would it be for eating, or just for general abuse?

Cause like, I don't want to buy no sour-ass lemon or lime and then have you be like "take a bit and..." or somethin. And I can't stand grapefruit.

Do you have a list of eligible fruits?

correction, that would take a bitE.

And correction to that correction, that would BE "...take a bitE and..."

I know what it is. Subconciously, I know you deal with shit like this all day long, and I just want to irritate the hell out of you. :)

Actually, it really needs to be an orange. A grapefruit would do in a pinch, I think, but since you ain't down with the grapefruit, it ain't an issue.

So long as it doesn't involve what is euphemistically known in the Popular Press as "warming gel," I'm up for it.

I know a tomato is a fruit, but can it count as a citrus fruit, it is kinda acidy.

Although I don't trust you, I promise.

Oh, and I needjer e-mail addy. :))

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how about a lemon air freshener?

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