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[wickedflea]

I'm gonna start a meme in a couple of days, and you all have to promise to do it. It'll require a citrus fruit, so visit your local grocer.

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[dichotomous.livejournal.com]

This citrus fruit, would it be for eating, or just for general abuse?

Cause like, I don't want to buy no sour-ass lemon or lime and then have you be like "take a bit and..." or somethin. And I can't stand grapefruit.

Do you have a list of eligible fruits?

[dichotomous.livejournal.com]

correction, that would take a bitE.

[dichotomous.livejournal.com]

And correction to that correction, that would BE "...take a bitE and..."

I know what it is. Subconciously, I know you deal with shit like this all day long, and I just want to irritate the hell out of you. :)

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Actually, it really needs to be an orange. A grapefruit would do in a pinch, I think, but since you ain't down with the grapefruit, it ain't an issue.

[theodicy.livejournal.com]

So long as it doesn't involve what is euphemistically known in the Popular Press as "warming gel," I'm up for it.

[cynical5679.livejournal.com]

I know a tomato is a fruit, but can it count as a citrus fruit, it is kinda acidy.

[ex-sinnie785.livejournal.com]

Although I don't trust you, I promise.

Oh, and I needjer e-mail addy. :))

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[bellastrega.livejournal.com]

how about a lemon air freshener?