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[wickedflea]

None of you wussies would do it, so I had to take matters into my own hands. I abducted dorkontheloose and brought her to my house. She thought the main objective of the visit was to help me go get a desk from bellastrega's and move it in, but really I just wanted to get an orange wedge in her mouth.



I'm assuming you people just haven't gone out and bought oranges yet. YET. Right?!?

Comments

[ferretsofglory.livejournal.com]

Its Harry Potter!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

No comment. ;)

[dorkontheloose.livejournal.com]

i resemble that remark

[ferretsofglory.livejournal.com]

:) You have much better powers!

[ex-sinnie785.livejournal.com]

You're not going to believe this but EVERY store in town was out of oranges.

Seriously.


Would I like about something like this?

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

No, but you might lie. :P

[ex-sinnie785.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't do that either!

I can't believe you're so untrusting of my espellingk skilz! =D

[milkyscarabs.livejournal.com]

i have some gala apples...

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I think it's gotta be an orange. :(

P.S. -- Congrats. ;)

[4hour-ramona.livejournal.com]

i am citrus deficient. will other fruit do? i have kiwis and pomegranites.

[theodicy.livejournal.com]

Nope, no oranges here. Got some juice, though.

[cultofheather.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Well. Bad news is that my persnickety gallbladder and my stomach detest acetic food. I would be throwing up stomach acid all night. Still...I'll try to rope my girlfriend, mogwaigrrl, into this. :)

[albert71292.livejournal.com]

I don't think I've bought any kind of fresh fruit in over 5 years! Vegetables, occassionally, fruit, no.

/junk food junkie...have pity on me

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

So that's how Mr. Flea gets the ladies. ;)

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Hey, nothing else is working, so what the hell, right? The orange thing hasn't yielded any real results yet, but just a few more nights down at the bus stop, telling random ladies, "Hey, lemme get my orange wedge in yo mouf," oughta pan out real soon.

[dob.livejournal.com]

damn, I forgot. I swear.