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Nov. 15th, 2004 01:05 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
I like when people say "blasé blasé" instead of "blah blah." "
Did you ever hear anyone say, "Judas Priest!" like one might say, "Jesus Christ!" or "Holy Smokes!"? I have a friend who says his dad used to say it, and I know his dad wouldn't know the band Judas Priest from Jethro Tull.
I remember this cat who worked at BK in Radford for a little while. Cameron. Overgrown dumb guy with his pants hanging off his ass. There were two other managers there besides me who were also named Chris. So it was Cameron's first day, and Chris Morris was trying to train his slow ass. I went over to meet him, and when he found out my name was also Chris, he said, "Oh, y'all brothers or something?" Yeah, dude--Mom was nutty like that.
I don't think Cameron lasted more than a few days. It just goes to show that there are indeed people who are too dumb to work at Burger King. I saw any number of them over the years. And some of the APPLICATIONS we used to get--oh man, oh man. The best one I can think of is the one from the guy who listed his interests as "pimping and dancing." Another guy boasted that he had prior experience--he "worked at Buger King in Chistanburg lust mouth."
Did you ever hear anyone say, "Judas Priest!" like one might say, "Jesus Christ!" or "Holy Smokes!"? I have a friend who says his dad used to say it, and I know his dad wouldn't know the band Judas Priest from Jethro Tull.
I remember this cat who worked at BK in Radford for a little while. Cameron. Overgrown dumb guy with his pants hanging off his ass. There were two other managers there besides me who were also named Chris. So it was Cameron's first day, and Chris Morris was trying to train his slow ass. I went over to meet him, and when he found out my name was also Chris, he said, "Oh, y'all brothers or something?" Yeah, dude--Mom was nutty like that.
I don't think Cameron lasted more than a few days. It just goes to show that there are indeed people who are too dumb to work at Burger King. I saw any number of them over the years. And some of the APPLICATIONS we used to get--oh man, oh man. The best one I can think of is the one from the guy who listed his interests as "pimping and dancing." Another guy boasted that he had prior experience--he "worked at Buger King in Chistanburg lust mouth."
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Date: 2004-11-15 06:45 pm (UTC)/W.C. Fields
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Date: 2004-11-15 07:29 pm (UTC)Jeepers was his less illustrious cousin, I think.
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Date: 2004-11-15 07:59 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-11-16 08:38 pm (UTC)I think Judas Priest is a legit old expression, like Dadburn It or Dadgum It. Why is Dad always doing those weird things?