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[wickedflea]

Oh my fucking god, y'all. I just cooked my first pecan pie, and oh yes oh yes you know you want it smack that ass get it get it good baby, it is freaking delicious. Make me an offer and I'll give you the family recipe.

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[thepinkmanatee.livejournal.com]

mmm that looks good. while i like pecan pie like a motherfucker, i still can't get over lovin' some sweet potato pie.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

For some reason, we never had sweet potato pie in my family. But we have some really good sweet potato recipes.

holy shit

[nationofsheep.livejournal.com]

Holy shit! That looks good.

Re: holy shit

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Mmmmmmmm, Southern goodness.

[ex-sinnie785.livejournal.com]

bitch, that shit looks good.

recipe!?

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

ONE DOLLAR

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Oh, OK, OK. Geez. :P

Southern Pecan Pie

3 eggs
1 cup white Karo corn syrup
½ cup white sugar
½ cup loosely packed light brown sugar
1 tsp vanilla extract
½ tsp. salt
1 tsp. lemon juice
2 Tbs. butter
1 cup pecans--most chopped, some left whole
1 9” unbaked pie crust (I use Pillsbury refrigerated)

Beat eggs slightly (just to break the yolks). Add sugar, salt, vanilla, Karo, and lemon juice.

Melt butter in small skillet; add pecans while hot and stir to be sure all are covered. (This is the secret to crunchy, not soft, pecans.) Pour into egg mixture.

Pour mixture into pie crust. Bake at 350 for 50 to 55 minutes. Check after about 40 minutes to be sure it doesn’t overcook; ovens can vary, of course. In mine, it takes exactly 55 minutes. The pie should still have slight movement when done, but will set up when cool.

Bitch. ;)

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Karo syrup is good for making fake blood. I thought of that when I was grocery shopping tonight.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Haw! I'll remember that when I'm putting together my next band. :)

[ex-sinnie785.livejournal.com]

You're really not a bitch, bitch. You KNOW that's a term of affection, right?

Right?

If not, you're such a bitch.

I'ma going to make this pie for Thanksgiving....it looks delicious.

Do you have to toast the pecans a little in the pan?

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Of course I know that, silly. :P

Nope, just get them coated in the butter, and they're ready to go. They get toasted as the pie cooks anyway. Let me know how it turns out!

[vicioushamsterp.livejournal.com]

that's a sexy ass pie.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I actually did think about having ass sex with it. ;)

you like pie?

[ex-thebellja885.livejournal.com]

looks yummy, never had a pecan or pecan pie.

Re: you like pie?

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

omg ur like so deprived

Re: you like pie?

[ex-thebellja885.livejournal.com]

you have no idea.

Re: you like pie?

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Um yeah, I prolly do.

mmm, perfect pie!

[theodicy.livejournal.com]

deer brudder flea,

2day is the brudder's anniversary o'death and his favorite pie was pe-can. he had it for his b-day instead o'cake. pls send recipe so's i can make in his honor for t-giving with my cousins. xo theodicy

Re: mmm, perfect pie!

[theodicy.livejournal.com]

o, now i see it. xo tx

Re: mmm, perfect pie!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Enjoy. *hug*

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

Damn, that looks so damn fine I think I want to make zee love with it.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Come git some.

[enfuego.livejournal.com]

That looks amazing.

I'd rather you just bake me one. Looks like you did a fabulous job.

;)

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I'll bake you one! C'mon down. :)

[enfuego.livejournal.com]

My car would break down if I tried. But I wish I could.

I really want pie tonight. Pecan is one of my alltime favorites. I bet the one you made kicked serious pants.

[bellastrega.livejournal.com]

*swoon*

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

This is only the beginning. Next I'm going to build you a cake or somesing.

[enfuego.livejournal.com]

BAHAHAHAHAHA!

I was replying to what you said to me, but....BAAAHAHA

pedro rules.

[cultofheather.livejournal.com]

I've been trying to talk my girlfriend into making one for me but nooooo. She's all like "I don't know how to bake and we don't have the ingredients." Whiner.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Tell 'er to get her ass in the kitchen! It's really easy.

[carocrow.livejournal.com]

Oh, you are just trying to seduce me, now. I see how it is.

You better hope nothing happens to the husband, or I'll be all over you like white on rice, Heller.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

LOL. Get it get it good, indeed.

[iltamies.livejournal.com]

That's a purty pah. Having watched When Harry Met Sally recently, I yearn for some pecan pie.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Word has it you just might be getting some!

[iltamies.livejournal.com]

And the word is it's also thanks to your making it look so damned tasty. So my thanks.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Thanks! I was really pleased with how it came out. I'm gonna learn how to cook all the good Southern stuff that I love if it kills me. :)

[faerywren.livejournal.com]

Awesome pie!

I'm gonna learn how to cook all the good Southern stuff that I love if it kills me. :)

I'm so proud of you learning yo'self to cook an' all. You like chicken and dressing? I gots a good recipe for that.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Thanks! Yeah, send it on if you have it typed up. I like learning new stuff!

[4hour-ramona.livejournal.com]

PIE!

[dj-daeva.livejournal.com]

wow nothing like pie to get 37 comments to an entry :oP

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38 comments

[dj-daeva.livejournal.com]

p.s. i want recipe please :o)

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Re: 38 comments

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Here you go. Now make it! :)

recipe

[cynical5679.livejournal.com]

first the chicken now this, Good Lord, you must get a lot of ass.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

By all rights, I should, huh? Obviously I'm not doing something right.

[mellancholie.livejournal.com]

what time should i be over? pecan is one of my favorite-ist.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Anytime! I have ice cream to go on it too.