my laundry room is the gateway to hell

[wickedflea]

People of the world. PEOPLE. I can't believe I'm having to call your attention to something that should be common courtesy--but some of you obviously have no concept of such a notion. Please, for the love of all that is beautiful, CLEAN YOUR OWN LINT OUT OF PUBLIC CLOTHES DRYERS. That's NASTY to be leaving your dead skin and hairs for someone else to clean out. I just cleaned out the lint filters of the machines I was loading my clothes into, and BOTH of the gobs of lint I pulled out were HALF PUBIC HAIR. (Or some variety of short-and-curlies; I didn't actually have them analyzed. But still.) FOLLIGBRONGEN.

Please, people. I'm appealing to whatever sense of decency you might have left.

Comments

[mipplet.livejournal.com]

Eww!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I know. Now I've found a Viagra pill, a small bag of pot that smelled like it'd been laced with rat poison, and approximately a pound and a half of pubes in my laundry room. It's a scene, Mip.

[cynical5679.livejournal.com]

whoa thats fucking gross

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

No shit. I'm gonna just start hanging out in there with the lights out and beating the shit out of anyone who comes in. Bunch of savages in this building, I tell ya.

[carocrow.livejournal.com]

You do it. I can't find a clean laundromat anywhere around here. What is it with people? All I want is clean clothes, I don't want to do home version forensics.

[theodicy.livejournal.com]

SHyeah. We got some pigs living here, too. This is NOT Court TV, people. I don't want to know what made this floor get that damn dirty.

:shakes head:

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

The dryers here suck, so I don't deal with lint too often. Guess I should consider myself lucky.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Indeed. You're much better having linty clothes. ;)

My new favorite...

[dichotomous.livejournal.com]

FOLLIGBRONGEN

bwahahaha!

Re: My new favorite...

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Hehe! I guess I had the word "follicle" in my head when I came up with that one. =)

[theodicy.livejournal.com]

Flea, dear, I feel ya. (See further up-thread.) Also, I'm thinking voodoo dolls. Just a thought. Not a good thought, I know. But.

[carocrow.livejournal.com]

I have some time on my hands, and I *am* here in Louisiana. Maybe I should make a few and put them up for sale. Just for some pin money, you know.

[theodicy.livejournal.com]

Pin money! Hee. ;)

[dangerpest.livejournal.com]

Fucking whiner.
When you find used syringes in the dryer, then you can complain.
;]

-p

[theodicy.livejournal.com]

Or dead cats!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Heh. My mom found unused syringes in the couch that's now in my apartment--but yeah, used and in the dryer is definitely worse. :X

[wretchmuffin.livejournal.com]

Dude, I used to go to one of those "suds and duds" places (in fact, that might be the name of the place) where you can throw your stuff in the wash, then go drink beer while it washes. Once, I opened a top-loading washer and threw some detergent in, then noticed A TURD (by then dusted festively with Tide)IN THE BOTTOM OF THE WASHER.
Thinking it was a fluke, I actually went back to the same place a few weeks later and, in a different washer, yes, ANOTHER TURD.
So that laundromat is off the rotation.
I wonder if it had anything to do with the beer?

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

GAH!!!!!!! The mind reels with questions. Like whether it was a human turd . . . whether the person took the dump elsewhere and smuggled the turd in, or jumped right up on the washer and did it there . . . whether it was the same person both times . . . whether perhaps it was the manager of the joint . . .

[ekrypt.livejournal.com]

this is the hardest i have laughed in about a month

thank you