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Dec. 20th, 2004 01:06 amOK, I'm bedded down for the night in Kingsport, TN--about 700 miles from New Haven and 500 from my destination of Starkville, MS. I ate at a Waffle House in Winchester, VA, a few hours ago, and all is well, except that it's fucking cold as feet.
Virginia is one big-ass, boring-to-drive-through state. It's about 330 miles the way I come through, and there's not a worthwhile thing in most of the state except a whole gang of Waffle Houses and cheap cigarettes.
Currently I'm freaking out because the fluorescent light over the mirror in this motel room makes it quite evident that I am totally fucking grey-headed. I swear, two more years and I'll be a complete greybeard, minus the beard.
When I was getting gas in Winchester, there was a towheaded woman wearing a beret at the pump next to me in a car with a "I think, therefore I vote Republican" bumper sticker, and I totally called her a honky motherfucker.
Virginia is one big-ass, boring-to-drive-through state. It's about 330 miles the way I come through, and there's not a worthwhile thing in most of the state except a whole gang of Waffle Houses and cheap cigarettes.
Currently I'm freaking out because the fluorescent light over the mirror in this motel room makes it quite evident that I am totally fucking grey-headed. I swear, two more years and I'll be a complete greybeard, minus the beard.
When I was getting gas in Winchester, there was a towheaded woman wearing a beret at the pump next to me in a car with a "I think, therefore I vote Republican" bumper sticker, and I totally called her a honky motherfucker.
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Date: 2004-12-20 06:29 am (UTC)I am going to be an RV'er one day, yessir. Park in the Wal Mart lot and tell all those eepy night clerks sayonara. Hopefully one day they'll come up with an RV that runs on solar power, or something, though, because they swill gas.
Goodnight, Flea. Sleep well. Say hello to Mississippi for me!
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Date: 2004-12-20 06:55 am (UTC)>>Nah, you're just part alien. Oo wee ee oooo. ;)
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Date: 2004-12-20 06:56 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-12-20 08:30 am (UTC);)
I'm totally white-haired, and paranoid about it, too.
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Date: 2004-12-20 09:19 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-12-20 02:14 pm (UTC)Awesome! :D
I hate you for mentioning waffle house. Oh man, I freakin' love it there.
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Date: 2004-12-20 04:10 pm (UTC)I GREW UP BY WINCHESTER, VIRGINIA
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
in fact...that's the town where i beat up a crippled kid. no lie.
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Date: 2005-01-05 06:20 am (UTC)Patsy Cline done did growed up over to Winchester.
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Date: 2005-01-05 02:23 pm (UTC)I grew up in Paris, VA, then moved about a mile away to Mount Weather. I went to high school in Berryville. yeeech. Berryville sucks. So does Winchester. Well...it's not like Warrenton is exactly a hip town either. haha. but I still think Winchester & Berryville are worse. : )
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Date: 2005-01-05 02:52 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-01-05 06:30 pm (UTC)Berryville! Hahahaha. That god-awful radio station, WINC.