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[wickedflea]

Margaret the Shakespeare Lady almost ran me down again as I turned the corner a little while ago. All of a sudden I caught something out of the corner of my eye, and ACK there's Margaret running and waving. The last time she did that, she was in the car before I knew what was happening. She probably wanted a date or somesing somesing.

The grocery store is much more fun when you're listening to "Children of the Grave."

I keep seeing this guy wearing an Uncle Sam suit and waving at people outside a tax-preparation joint on Whalley Ave. Tonight I yelled, "GET A JOB, HIPPIE!"

I'm going to start wearing a goddamn coon-skin hat, a '70s-ass denim shirt with patches all over it, and some humongous flares to goth clubs, see if I don't.

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[buscemi.livejournal.com]

>>So you'd be a cross between Kelso from That '70s Show and Davy Crockett? ;)

The grocery store is much more fun when you're listening to "Children of the Grave."

>>At first I thought that was playing when you saw Margaret. Doh.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Yeah, man. I'm gonna set darque fashion on its ear, if the silly fuckers will just let me in the door.

Actually, I think "Children of the Grave" WAS playing when I saw Margaret! I downloaded a whole shit-ton of Sabbath covers, and I was listening to that tune on the mp3 player all the way home. It was like DUN DUNDUNDUNDUNDUN DUNDUNDUNDUNDUN DUNDUNDUNDUN GLWAORGH!

[ex-thebellja885.livejournal.com]

Dude, Margaret was all over your shit bec you rock out with yer cock out.
she ain't never gonna be the same after the wangdoodle caught her eye.
be prepared for many days filled with Margaret-love.
or somesing.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I knew that joker was gonna cause trouble when it broke loose.

[ex-thebellja885.livejournal.com]

THATS MY MEAT

[oheunoia.livejournal.com]

my ex told me last week, that there was a lady dressed up like the statue of liberty out on whalley. then today someone told me that they saw a lady dressed up like the statue of liberty stumbling near some salvation army clothes bins on dixwell. i wonder if it was the same lady both times.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Somehow that Statue of Liberty thing rings a bell! I wouldn't be surprised if she was working for the same place--which means she'd be pretty desperate, and a likely candidate for eating from the trash.

Whalley Avenue is fucking weird. Hell, New Haven is pretty damn weird.

[4hour-ramona.livejournal.com]

i'm usually listening to atom and his package when i'm grocery shopping. it's fun to walk down the aisles singing, "i am downright amazed at what i can destroy with just a hammer..."

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I'll try that! But first I gotta try "Lost in the Supermarket."

[4hour-ramona.livejournal.com]

what about that "loaf a bread, carton a milk, sticka butta" thing from sesame street? i love doing that and having people catch on.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Oooooh, nice! I think I'm just gonna adopt the Mr. Hooper persona and start a store of my own. Wanna co-manage with me?

[dorkontheloose.livejournal.com]

if uncle sam was alone then that means that *aunt* liberty must have been on a break or *somesing*.........call me......i have a christmas present with your name on it....i REALLY need to take my christmas tree down and can't do it until all the gifts have been opened...... soon i am going to open the thing myself and pretend someone sent ME something cool..............you like me......you REALLY like me

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Right on, ma'am--have been wanting to see you too. You gonna be around this weekend?

[dorkontheloose.livejournal.com]

saturday night or sunday before 3

otherwise monday night fer shure dude

[karaforsale.livejournal.com]

You can borrow my coonskin cap. My parents got it for me for Christmas when I was 14. From Cracker Barrel. They thought it was funny. I'm seriously.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Rock! I can hit the Salvation Army for the other duds, and then I'll be on like a pot of neckbones.