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[wickedflea]

My juror-information form that I have to fill out and take with me next week asks for my race and ethnicity (both optional). I know I'm 1/4 Danish, but other than that, I dunno what my ethnicity is. Do you think I'd get in trouble if I wrote "honky"? What about "Blue-eyed devil"?

Spam quotation of the day: "I would like to use this opportunity to place an order in your store, because when I saw your site I noticed that your products are glamorous." Yes indeedy, my products are nothing if not glamorous. I think she wants to see my toolbox.

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[cynical5679.livejournal.com]

I wanna see your toolbox if you're offering.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Sure, but I can't open it here at work. Catch me later. ;)

[iltamies.livejournal.com]

You might find yourself excused from jury duty. "White Supremecist" might work well too, if you don't mind lying.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

That's kind of what I'm hoping. I just hope I don't get put on the list of dangerous freaks and retards.

Wait, I'm probably already on that list.

[m-fallenangel.livejournal.com]

You can always list your race/ethnicity as "thetan". See if anyone has a sense of humor in the screening panel.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Heh--they'd have to be hipper than me, 'cuz I had to look that up to know what it meant. ;)

[carocrow.livejournal.com]

Well, so did I. I just learned more than I ever wanted to about Scientology. There is not much difference between it, from what I can see, and other self help techniques such as self hypnosis, NLP, EFT and TAT. I suppose adding the reincarnation and theta ideas to it makes it more of a "religion" though I have seldom known practitioners of energy work methods that used soul structure or spiritual work to actually call them religions.

I can't read that stuff without remembering L. Ron's commercials with that big exploding "DIANETICS!!"

[carocrow.livejournal.com]

Aryan has a nice ring to it.

As for me, I like to put "Klingon".

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Oooooh, yeah. And "Aryan by the grace of God" would get me off the rolls just like THAT.

[trivial-things.livejournal.com]

"Cracker" is always safe.