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I got served, yo. Errr, called. Selected, whatever. Trial starts Monday and is expected to last most of the week. Should be interesting.

Date: 2005-02-08 06:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 4hour-ramona.livejournal.com
can you stand up whenever anyone pauses in their testimony and yell, "hang em high, judge!"

Date: 2005-02-08 06:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wild-magnolia.livejournal.com
Just remember: THEY'RE ALWAYS GUILTY.

Date: 2005-02-08 06:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alicdeni83.livejournal.com
Hopefully this will produce some very interesting ljs and alleviate my fear of jury duty.

Date: 2005-02-08 07:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buscemi.livejournal.com
Order a pizza like Jeff Spicoli. Just hope the judge isn't Mr. Hand.

Date: 2005-02-08 07:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] carocrow.livejournal.com
Just remember... fair trial before you hang 'em.

Date: 2005-02-08 10:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-thebellja885.livejournal.com
hahahha I knew it!
After it's over you're gonna have some great story fodder, though.
Another chapter for the memoirs.

Date: 2005-02-09 02:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
I think I'm gonna stick with "KING JESUS WILL BE YOUR JUDGE!"

Date: 2005-02-09 02:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
See, that's what confuses me. The lawyers look guiltier than anyone.

Date: 2005-02-09 02:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
I'll try to take good notes and post when it's over. :)

Date: 2005-02-09 02:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
Oh shit. If you squint enough, he actually LOOKS like Mr. Hand. Now all I'll be able to do is sit there and fantasize about him ripping my card.

Date: 2005-02-09 02:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
Maybe I can sentence someone to be my butler.

Date: 2005-02-09 02:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
DONT LAFF ME DAM YOU
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