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[wickedflea]

I got served, yo. Errr, called. Selected, whatever. Trial starts Monday and is expected to last most of the week. Should be interesting.

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[4hour-ramona.livejournal.com]

can you stand up whenever anyone pauses in their testimony and yell, "hang em high, judge!"

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I think I'm gonna stick with "KING JESUS WILL BE YOUR JUDGE!"

[wild-magnolia.livejournal.com]

Just remember: THEY'RE ALWAYS GUILTY.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

See, that's what confuses me. The lawyers look guiltier than anyone.

[alicdeni83.livejournal.com]

Hopefully this will produce some very interesting ljs and alleviate my fear of jury duty.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I'll try to take good notes and post when it's over. :)

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Order a pizza like Jeff Spicoli. Just hope the judge isn't Mr. Hand.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Oh shit. If you squint enough, he actually LOOKS like Mr. Hand. Now all I'll be able to do is sit there and fantasize about him ripping my card.

[carocrow.livejournal.com]

Just remember... fair trial before you hang 'em.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Maybe I can sentence someone to be my butler.

How About Monkey Butlers?

[carocrow.livejournal.com]

http://www.livejournal.com/users/angledge/171676.html?

[ex-thebellja885.livejournal.com]

hahahha I knew it!
After it's over you're gonna have some great story fodder, though.
Another chapter for the memoirs.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

DONT LAFF ME DAM YOU