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[livejournal.com profile] carocrow posted this in a comment to my last post. It's just about too good to be true, but the guy sounds for real. First, listen to the voice mail. And then read the story.

XP Service Pack 2 is obnoxious as FUCK. I installed the new security updates, and now I'm getting the restart dialog box every two seconds. I'll restart when I'm ready, OK?

I'm gonna be tearing my hair out today trying to get things ready to be away for jury duty next week. I'd almost rather they did it at night or on the weekends. It's not that I mind missing work so much, just that I hate getting things in order first.

Yale installed new and improved spam filters, and now I'm getting more spam than before. One yesterday was telling me how to get "girls who are crazy to have sex with you." Thanks, I really needed to hear that girls would have to be crazy to have sex with me.

I watched the Metallica documentary Some Kind of Monster last night. I hadn't planned to get anywhere near it because I thought it would be some sort of self-aggrandizing filth like the movie they showed before their "Evening with Metallica" shows on the Black Album tour. (I think I've mentioned that I walked out of that show in disgust and have hated Metallica ever since.) Anyway, Dan at work told me that I should really see it because it's actually a good movie--and he doesn't like Metallica or any sort of metal. So I checked it out, and yeah, it's quite fascinating. It's so weird to see these formerly scuzzy guys

WELL FUCK MY COCK. I walked away for my computer for five minutes and it automatically restarted. Semagic saved a draft of this post, but I wasn't so lucky with the Word document I was working on. Great bolshy yarblockos to that.

Anyway. As I was saying . . . I loved Metallica in the mid-to-late '80s, and one of the things that was so great about them is that they were so no-bullshit. Now they're amassing and liquidating huge collections of art, grooming themselves, and hiring one of those weird performance-enhancement coaches who counsel sports teams. And the interpersonal dynamics are wild to watch. James Hetfield is kind of an idiot asshole, Kirk Hammett is a wuss, and Lars Ulrich is a huge douchebag, so the whole thing makes for some interesting train wrecks. Worth seeing.

I wonder how many times Cliff Burton has turned over in his grave knowing what Metallica's become.

Date: 2005-02-11 04:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cynical5679.livejournal.com
my service pack for XP wont install at work, I gonna blow this whole fucking place up.

Date: 2005-02-11 04:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
Might be a good thing--seems like it's more of a pain in the ass than anything.

Date: 2005-02-11 05:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
Case doesn't start till Monday at 11:30--which means I can sleep in if I can get things settled at work before then. But at the rate I'm going, I'll probably have to come in to work for a couple hours.

Oh well, could be worse. They could be trying me for all my many crimes.

Date: 2005-02-11 11:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theodicy.livejournal.com
Never mind, doll. I'll never turn you in.

Date: 2005-02-11 05:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] albert71292.livejournal.com
Not sure if I was just one of the "lucky ones" or what, but SP2 hasn't given me any problems since I installed it in September.

Date: 2005-02-11 05:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
It doesn't cause any problems for me other than that annoying habit of popping up INSTALL NOW! RESTART NOW! Sometimes I'm in the middle of something and don't WANT to restart now.

hmmm

Date: 2005-02-11 05:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nationofsheep.livejournal.com
From what I understand SP2 has been fucking everybody.

Re: hmmm

Date: 2005-02-11 05:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
Yeah, I think the built-in firewall is screwing a lot of people up. I turned that off because I already have a firewall. Leave it to Microsoft to screw up attempts to improve security.

Date: 2005-02-11 06:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buscemi.livejournal.com
Last night, I got prompted for a "hotfix" so I could use MSN Messenger. Nope. Ain't gonna do it. :/ My new comp came with SP2 pre-installed, and it works ok. I've heard mixed reviews when people add it to their system, though. Btw, when I tried to install Norton IS 2005, it made me turn off the MS firewall. Just as well, I'm thinking.

Date: 2005-02-11 10:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
Yeah, call me crazy, but I don't put a whole lot of stock in a firewall from a company that can't make any other secure software.

Date: 2005-02-11 10:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buscemi.livejournal.com
Haha! I hadn't thought of it like that, but you have a point there. :)

Date: 2005-02-11 06:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-thebellja885.livejournal.com
that voice mail was funny, but, imo only.....a fake.
It's TOO good to be true and some of it just was so over the top.
I dunno.

Date: 2005-02-11 10:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
Yeah, the description of the bible makes me say, wait, that's too much. And there's one part that seems repeated--the part where he says something like "OH she's beating him. She got a huge big bag!" That comes on twice. But I guess that could have happened either way.

But I want to believe in this!

Date: 2005-02-11 08:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skid-rose.livejournal.com
Huh, the service pack works fine for me...Oh! That's because I work at MS, and it installs automatically! Suckers.

I don't think Kirk is so much a wuss as the only rational one left. His apathy with the situation is apparent; I think he's been serving as mediator between Lars and James for so long that he doesn't even try anymore. He just sighs and walks away. Sometimes I see myself in that role in my own band, with the singer and drummer constantly arguing. There's a strange hierarchy of power within any band, and Kirk happens to be the one reasonable enough to see the bigger picture and not be caught up in paltry bullshit.

But as far as his playing goes, yeah, he's wussed out.

Date: 2005-02-11 08:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
Yeah, to be fair, Kirk is by far the least objectionable. I felt kinda bad for him and amused at the same time when Lars and James were arguing and he was saying, "C'mon, guys, jeez, let's just play! Let's bang it out!" He didn't even seem to understand what the hell they were babbling about--and like you said, he probably didn't care.

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