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I will be GOD DAMNED if I didn't just pass a dude on the sidewalk who looked probably 55, sorta eastern European, bald, mustache, with a vest full of flair. And the one button I was able to make out was a CHER button. Like '70s-ass Cher, with a big yellow Cher logo and a gang of Cher hair. I actually stopped mid-stride and took a second to consider what to do. I didn't have my camera, but I considered turning around and going right up to him to check out all his flair. But I wussed out; he didn't seem a very happy sort, aside from all the whimsical vestwear.

It has just occurred to me that no one has offered me food stamps to have sex with them in about fifteen years.

Date: 2005-03-01 09:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] carocrow.livejournal.com
They are on cards now, you can't sell them.

The most they could do is offer to go buy you a canned ham for sex.

Date: 2005-03-01 10:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
Oh, that's right. Damn. No way I'd do it for a ham. I'd have to have a carton of cigarettes at least. But you can't buy those with food stamps. Damn.

Date: 2005-03-01 10:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] carocrow.livejournal.com
How about some commodity cheese, baby? *waggles eyebrows*

Date: 2005-03-01 11:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buscemi.livejournal.com
"Hammmms across Americaaaa...."

;)

Date: 2005-03-01 09:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lulu-girl.livejournal.com
"It has just occurred to me that no one has offered me food stamps to have sex with them in about fifteen years. "

wow.
how very...random!

Date: 2005-03-01 10:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
Yeah, tell me about it. Just think of my reaction when she asked me!

Date: 2005-03-01 09:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skid-rose.livejournal.com
You should've at least stopped him to make sure there were 13 pieces.

Date: 2005-03-01 10:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
Dammit. I so would have roasted his ass if he didn't have enough points, too.

Date: 2005-03-01 10:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] -skylinedrive.livejournal.com
rofl

food stamps. that`s great.
at least people have offered to pay you for sex.
well, kinda.

Date: 2005-03-01 10:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
Now that you mention it, that is something to be proud of. ;)

AHA!

Date: 2005-03-01 11:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-thebellja885.livejournal.com
food stamps! Had I known that's all it took!

Re: AHA!

Date: 2005-03-01 11:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
Cheeky monkey! Now start peeling off them stamps.

Re: AHA!

Date: 2005-03-01 11:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-thebellja885.livejournal.com
start?
I'm about done!
*peels furiously*

Date: 2005-03-02 01:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ozmaofoz.livejournal.com
It has just occurred to me that no one has offered me food stamps to have sex with them in about fifteen years.

Date: 2005-03-02 02:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
Ya don't say. ;)

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