wickedflea | (no subject)

A few movie quotes for you suckers to identify:

1. "Hey, Ted, where's that corkscrew? You know, that fancy corkscrew for the wine bottle? Ted. Ted? Ted! Hey, Ted, where the hell is that corkscrew?"

2. "You know why they call you Goon? Because you're retarded. And you're ugly. You're an ugly retard. And they call you Goon because you're ugly and retarded. And you'll always be Goon . . . Goon, Goon, Goon. And that's what I'm gonna call you for the rest of your life, is Goon. Goon, Goon, Goon, Goon, okay? So fuck you." -- Buffalo '66, nailed by skid_rose and dj_daeva

3. "My thoughts drift back to erect nipple wet dreams about Mary Jane Rottencrotch and the Great Homecoming Fuck Fantasy." --- Full Metal Jacket, ID'd by dangerpest and dj_daeva

4. "Fuck you! Puss. Fag. Slut." Cliff 'Em All, masterfully fingered by skid_rose

5. "This afternoon, we walked into a fruit store, and the clerk thinks I'm some out-of-town hick. 'Those apples will be two bucks each,' he tells me. I pass over a five. And as he's about to give me a dollar change, I say, 'Keep it--we're even. On the way in, I stepped on a grape.'" -- Gummo, correctly named just seconds before I posted the answers by the world's facerockingest beauty queen, elmcityqueen

6. "My old man's gonna be back soon and if we're still here he's gonna shit Twinkies."

7. "Wimp, I'm not like ordinary guys. I've got more than hormones, or something. You know, like a male nymphomaniac?"

8. "Help me, Muffdiver!"

9. "Ya know, I work a long time on my hair, and ya hit it. He hits my hair." -- Saturday Night Fever, identified by dj_daeva (Shaddup. I like this movie.)

10. "The kingdom has a snapper!" -- Cinderella, the soft-porn version that used to air on Cinemax. This is also the source of the "this wand only works for honkies" line that I asked about a while back. wretchmuffin knows her cable smut.