wickedflea | (no subject)

Movie quotations that went unidentified except by people who cheated ;) :

1. "Hey, Ted, where's that corkscrew? You know, that fancy corkscrew for the wine bottle? Ted. Ted? Ted! Hey, Ted, where the hell is that corkscrew?" -- Friday the 13th, Part IV: The Final Chapter. This is what Crispin Glover says right before Jason nails Crispin's hand to the kitchen counter with the corkscrew. I have this movie on the way from Netflix just so I can see that scene again.

5. "This afternoon, we walked into a fruit store, and the clerk thinks I'm some out-of-town hick. 'Those apples will be two bucks each,' he tells me. I pass over a five. And as he's about to give me a dollar change, I say, 'Keep it--we're even. On the way in, I stepped on a grape.'" -- Gummo. Tummler tells this story to the grocery clerk when he and Solomon are selling him the cat meat. (Edit: Whoops,

elmcityqueen got this one just before I hit "post" on this!)

6. "My old man's gonna be back soon and if we're still here he's gonna shit Twinkies." -- Suburbia. The 1983 punk movie, not the later Richard Linklater film.

7. "Wimp, I'm not like ordinary guys. I've got more than hormones, or something. You know, like a male nymphomaniac?" -- Losin' It. Spoken by the immortal Jackie Earle Haley.

8. "Help me, Muffdiver!" -- London Kills Me. The main character says it as he's hanging out of a window or something. I just like the way he says "Muffdiver"--it's kinda like "moofdiver." It's also funny that he would call him by his nickname in such an emergency--you would think he'd call him John or whatever his real name was. Maybe Muffdiver was all he knew him as. Whatever.

5 for 10. Tsk, tsk.

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