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[wickedflea]

Once again, the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame can eat a bowl of dogballs. Tom Petty, Jackson Browne, and fucking AEROSMITH have been in for years, yet Black Sabbath has been snubbed once more. EARTH, WIND, AND FIRE is in the fucking hall of fame. No Sabbath.

AAHHHHHHHHHHH I'm home early and watching the local news. I should never do this. First of all, I just learned that there's an anthrax scare in Milford, a neighboring town. But that's nothing. I also heard about the return of a missing teen--which, don't get me wrong, is wonderful--but the girl's name is PEPSI SIMMONS. I let loose with a very loud, involuntary wail when I heard that. The neighbors probably think I've been violated.

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[wild-magnolia.livejournal.com]

I saw this documentary the other day on the beginning of rock, and Don Kirschner -- who basically FOUNDED rock (Brill Building, Aldon Records, that whole fleet of songwriters like Carole King and Neil Sedaka and Bacharach and David -- isn't in the Hall of Fame either. How the fuck can these instrumental people and bands be left out but they induct motards like Rod Stewart. It makes me want to change my name to 7-Up McDurden.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Exactly! Just yesterday I was thinking about how much I despise Rod Stewart. He has a unique voice, but he's a despicable whore and wouldn't know a good song if it spritzed his hair with product. This is the guy who gave us "LOVE TOUCH," the theme from Legal Eagles, for crying out loud!

[wild-magnolia.livejournal.com]

Yes! And that awful vomit-inducing piece of scrotal tissue, "Have I Told You Lately".

[carocrow.livejournal.com]

Oh, honey, no. He did a *remake* of it.

That is classic Van Morrison.

But "Do You Think I'm Sexy" and "Tonight's the Night" have to be the worst glurge ever warbled by a man in tight polyester.

[wild-magnolia.livejournal.com]

Ooh! Those ARE bad. I still hate that other song though. I can taste the bile right now. Which is hot, I know.