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Grrrrr. I should have known that yesterday's being sunny, nice, and almost somewhat warm was a sign that it was time for another snow.

Uma Thurman gots some big-ass feets and hands.

When I worked the night shift at BK, I used to let this creepy dude named Charles clock out to use the phone when it was slow. The phone wasn't supposed to be used for personal calls, but no one ever called us that late, and I didn't like answering the phone anyway. Yeah, so Charles would be on the phone for long stretches of time. I figured it was something to do with a woman, but I wasn't sure what.

Turns out Charles was calling 1-900 sex lines. D'oh! He was doing it on everyone's shift, though, so I didn't get fired. Dagnabbit.

Date: 2005-03-23 06:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cynical5679.livejournal.com
I think that bitch is fuuugly.

Date: 2005-03-23 06:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
Yeah, I dunno--sometimes she looks good to me, and sometimes she's just UGH.

Date: 2005-03-23 06:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jetgirl23.livejournal.com
She's got MANHANDS.

Date: 2005-03-23 07:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
She got giraffe hands!

OK, I dunno what that means exactly, but it seems somehow apt. Look!



They're bigger than her head!

Date: 2005-03-23 07:46 pm (UTC)

Date: 2005-03-23 08:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buscemi.livejournal.com
She needs to eat a sandwich.

Date: 2005-03-23 08:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
She eats, but it all goes to her extremities.

Date: 2005-03-23 08:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lulu-girl.livejournal.com
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!

Date: 2005-03-23 06:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oheunoia.livejournal.com
you seriously have problems if you feel the urge to call 1-900 number from your job at burger king.

Date: 2005-03-23 07:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
No shit. That dude was really scary.

Date: 2005-03-23 06:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sweetterrig.livejournal.com
Maybe she IS a man.

At least Charles was clocked out for his little sex chats.

Date: 2005-03-23 07:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
Hehe, no kidding! It probably would have broken BK to pay his $5/hour wage in addition to the $3.99/minute he was ringing up. ;)

Date: 2005-03-23 06:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] goatsupreme.livejournal.com
Did you just watch Kill Bill 2? She has the longest, gangliest toes ever!

Date: 2005-03-23 07:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
Just started Vol. 1 last night. I don't know why I've waited so long to watch them, but anyway. Yeah, the scene where she's in the van, trying to wiggle her toes . . . GORF.

Date: 2005-03-23 09:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-thebellja885.livejournal.com
Paris Hilton has the same hand/feet thing *shudder*
Lookit the SHADOWS of the hands even yo.
most folks can make shadow bunnies, she can make shadow bunny VILLAGES.

Date: 2005-03-23 10:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
HAHAHA, it's bunnies all up in it!

I never noticed that about Tinkerbell's bitch. Are there, like, any movies that show her using her hands a lot?

Um, oh yeah.

Date: 2005-03-23 11:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] carocrow.livejournal.com
I am laughing my ass off at the bunny villages.

Yeah, that would be some scary porn, Paris and Uma.

Maybe they are *aliens*. They kinda remind me of those Martian women in Mars Attacks.

Date: 2005-03-24 05:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-thebellja885.livejournal.com
hahah I saw Mars Attacks recently and I agree.
they are genetic oddities.

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