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[wickedflea]

I've started noticing that my knees hurt when it rains. I am officially a Methuselah.

I have GOT to start using the word "chump" more often.

I didn't do a stinkin' thing this weekend but lament my poverty and watch basketball. There were some fantastic games, though. Yanno, if you like basketball.

People up here don't seem to buy into the old "don't open an umbrella inside" superstition. They open them up and leave 'em on the floor to dry. Me, I always close mines up and throw it in the corner--not because I'm skeered, just 'cuz I don't see the point in leaving them splayed out all over the place. Mines always seems to dry fine, and even if it doesn't, what's the difference? It's an UMBRELLA.

That "lime in the Coke, you nut" commercial is more annoying than the Hootie BK ad. I'm turning the television off after the tournament's over.

Oh yeah! I have found the ultimate author name: THOMAS PUTTFARKEN. He even looks like a Puttfarken! If that's not a Heller name, I don't know what is. PUTTFARKEN PUTTFARKEN PUTTFARKEN.

Mama Flea is coming to visit in the middle of April for a couple of weeks. :) Anybody want to come clean my apartment?

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[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

During the tournament, it's been a steady diet of Hootie, coconut, and some ad that uses "Should I Stay or Should I Go?" Oh yeah, and a KFC spot for some kind of sandwich that uses "Sweet Home Alabama." What's that about?

[ex-thebellja885.livejournal.com]

I tend to drown out commercials entirely. BUT, last night I saw the infamous BK plastic King in a commercial I hadn't yet seen passing the dood a sandwich thru thru the window and dood looks all skeered. Didn't he learn to lock the damn windows after he woke up in bed with that scoundrel?

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

That '70s-ass King must die. Did you see him in the Hootie commercial? Skeeved me right out.