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[wickedflea]

I always tell people the strange names of people I've gone to school with, worked with, and found in the phone book and prank called. You've heard them: Lonzie, Abdural, Passion Savage, Yovonka, Wackel, Ledrekko, Kizmet, Deschiedia, Shank, Muggie Duck, Mozzie Frentz. But I just remembered a brother and sister I'd forgotten about: Zwanardo and Quo-Vadis.

If I ever have a kid, I'm gonna love it enough to give it a good name like that. Like Goata. Goata Heller. I'm gonna outclass Gwenyth and the kid from Korn like whoa.