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[wickedflea]

I always tell people the strange names of people I've gone to school with, worked with, and found in the phone book and prank called. You've heard them: Lonzie, Abdural, Passion Savage, Yovonka, Wackel, Ledrekko, Kizmet, Deschiedia, Shank, Muggie Duck, Mozzie Frentz. But I just remembered a brother and sister I'd forgotten about: Zwanardo and Quo-Vadis.

If I ever have a kid, I'm gonna love it enough to give it a good name like that. Like Goata. Goata Heller. I'm gonna outclass Gwenyth and the kid from Korn like whoa.

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[ex-thebellja885.livejournal.com]

some suggestions:
Jin Jin
Jammie
Scrabs
Scurv
Fuckie
Drunk Millie

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

You had to mention Jin Jin, didn't you? Yer obsessed.

[ex-thebellja885.livejournal.com]

hey I ain't the one who posts one entry per month about bestiality.
And you even taught me how to SPELL that word.
THESE ARE FACTS! DO THE MATH! LOL!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Go mong some fish.

[ex-thebellja885.livejournal.com]

I don't speak to any mongers. not in the last few hours at least.

[ex-thebellja885.livejournal.com]

and might I also point out you brought up an animal AGAIN! (fish)

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

i knew someone once named rusty fishback.
no lie!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

HAHA, nice! You might have seen where I mentioned before that there was a baseball player in the '80s named Rusty Kuntz. :)

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

HAHAHHAHA!
that's even better!

[cultofheather.livejournal.com]

I wanted my sister to name her daughter Guadalupe Majesca Fresca. I would call her Loopy. But nooooooooooooooo...

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I swear, you make totally reasonable suggestions to people, and they just ignore them completely. Suckers, I tell ya, Suckers.

[cultofheather.livejournal.com]

Broke my heart, she did. But I like my niece's nickname -- Boozilla.

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

There's an apt. building in my neighborhood named Quo Vadis. Hee.

Some of those names sound like death metal bands. \m/

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Yeah--Zwanardo sounds like a band Mike Patton would be in. :)

"Quo Vadis" means "whither goest thou?" Very strange thing to name an apartment building or an innocent baby.

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Judging from the dumpitude of the building, I think it was someone's idea of irony. ;)

Yesterday I saw a vanity plate that read, "Ganko". Naturally, it reminded me of you.

[localilo.livejournal.com]

I thought I had a jacked up name. ha .. I like anything that ends in ing... may jing tai ying .. li ling. poopooing! lol...ha ha..
just found your journal funny...and I think you need a new friend.
maybe ? sorta kinda?

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Sure thing! Good to meet you. :)

I used to work with another guy named Quiming. I can't exactly put my finger on why, but that name always made me laugh.