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[wickedflea]

The hunt is on for a turd burglar.

Comments

[starflow.livejournal.com]

Dude, I need a poop thief! I'd love to have someone else throw my dog's excrement away for me so I don't have to carry it for the duration of the walk!

But if someone pointed a gun at my dog, I'd probably rip their balls off. That's a big no-no in my book.

[jetjet.livejournal.com]

I ... don't...even...want...to ...know...*shakes head*

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I know--what did the dog ever do to him? Asshole. What did he even expect the bag had in it? Best he could have hoped for was probably a tuna-fish sandwich or something.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

People are depraved.

[jetjet.livejournal.com]

desperate to be in the news....gross...

[dob.livejournal.com]

yay! it didn't happen in florida.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Ha! Nope, sunny San Diego, where the dog poop is fresh.

he aimed a gun at the dog? HE MUST DIE

[ex-thebellja885.livejournal.com]

Ok first off it's too bad he didn't run with it and stick his greedy hands in to find the prize. THAT would have been good. The only good thing I can think of in this story is that the gun jammed, thank goodness. Like it's the dog's fault he grabbed it's poop. I could just see the trial transcript "But yo honor, he had pooped in the bag! I couldn't just let that go, I ain't going out like no punk covered in dog shit".
Maybe the guy will try a novel approach now, and get a REAL job.

Re: he aimed a gun at the dog? HE MUST DIE

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Yep, I was thinking the same thing--that would have been classic! "Punk covered in dog shit," LOL.

Can you imagine what that woman must have been thinking? Some guy runs up, steals her dog shit, and then tries to SHOOT THE DOG? That sounds like some shit I would see.

Re: he aimed a gun at the dog? HE MUST DIE

[ex-thebellja885.livejournal.com]

it sounds like sumthin you'd be perpetratin', along with your friends Rawanda and his sister Han Solo.

[rottensick.livejournal.com]

The guy tried to shoot the dog and fired two blanks?

Jesus, that dog is lucky. That's practically proof of guardian angels or something of the like.