Ok first off it's too bad he didn't run with it and stick his greedy hands in to find the prize. THAT would have been good. The only good thing I can think of in this story is that the gun jammed, thank goodness. Like it's the dog's fault he grabbed it's poop. I could just see the trial transcript "But yo honor, he had pooped in the bag! I couldn't just let that go, I ain't going out like no punk covered in dog shit". Maybe the guy will try a novel approach now, and get a REAL job.
Yep, I was thinking the same thing--that would have been classic! "Punk covered in dog shit," LOL.
Can you imagine what that woman must have been thinking? Some guy runs up, steals her dog shit, and then tries to SHOOT THE DOG? That sounds like some shit I would see.
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he aimed a gun at the dog? HE MUST DIE
Date: 2005-03-31 04:38 pm (UTC)Maybe the guy will try a novel approach now, and get a REAL job.
Re: he aimed a gun at the dog? HE MUST DIE
Date: 2005-03-31 05:55 pm (UTC)Can you imagine what that woman must have been thinking? Some guy runs up, steals her dog shit, and then tries to SHOOT THE DOG? That sounds like some shit I would see.
Re: he aimed a gun at the dog? HE MUST DIE
Date: 2005-03-31 10:58 pm (UTC)