Date: 2005-04-22 05:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dj-daeva.livejournal.com
Indian God Lotion:

"Long play jet lotion"

o. m. g. w. t. f.

<3

Date: 2005-04-22 05:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dj-daeva.livejournal.com
OMG HAHAHAHA

Paper Panties by dozen.

CLOSE SECOND.

<3

Date: 2005-04-22 06:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
That was my favorite, too. :) But I'm really bummed that they don't have paper jock straps.

Date: 2005-04-22 06:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dj-daeva.livejournal.com
you've got balls.

<3

Date: 2005-04-22 07:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
As big as church bells.

Date: 2005-04-22 06:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wretchmuffin.livejournal.com
But how can we pick just one? What do you do with the "black stone"? How have I lived without knowing where to find The Ugliest Blanket in the World? Why have you done this to me?

Date: 2005-04-22 06:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
I know, I know--it's very hard to pick just one. I'm gonna get me a black stone, a touch suede jogging suit, some Indian God lotion, a pack of unidus long love latex condoms, and make me a weekend of it. If only I can find someone to don the paper panties . . .

Date: 2005-04-22 10:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] carocrow.livejournal.com
Yeah, whazzup with the paper panties. What kind of emergency would warrant paper panties?

I also thought the blinking crucifix was pretty over the top. But I want one for my dashboard.

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