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[wickedflea]

saying_things was asking me the best anagram I can make with the letters of my full name (Christopher Blake Heller). I spent a few minutes here and here and came up with these. Some make more sense than others.

Pork her hell-bitches, Earl!
Help, clerk! ARSEHOLE BIRTH!
Peel her brackish hell-rot.
Polka breeches thrill her!
Halt! I'll pork her breeches.
Bleach killer herpes, Thor.
Thrill her ole back herpes.
Holler back, Herpes Hitler!
The Hellish Cerebral Pork

I really dig the last one. I think I'll title my first book that.

So whaddy'all got? Show me yours.