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[wickedflea]

saying_things was asking me the best anagram I can make with the letters of my full name (Christopher Blake Heller). I spent a few minutes here and here and came up with these. Some make more sense than others.

Pork her hell-bitches, Earl!
Help, clerk! ARSEHOLE BIRTH!
Peel her brackish hell-rot.
Polka breeches thrill her!
Halt! I'll pork her breeches.
Bleach killer herpes, Thor.
Thrill her ole back herpes.
Holler back, Herpes Hitler!
The Hellish Cerebral Pork

I really dig the last one. I think I'll title my first book that.

So whaddy'all got? Show me yours.

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[saying-things.livejournal.com]

From now on, instead of saying "Did you get laid?" I'm going to say "Did you peel her brackish hell-rot?"

Holler back, Herpes Hitler. You're lucky. I'm going to see what else I got.

[starflow.livejournal.com]

Just skimming my list, "Smallish Antenna Rat" jumped out at me. I'll go back later and look again.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I dig that--it could be a band name!

[saying-things.livejournal.com]

The server was busy so all I got was "I will serenade NASA". Aww. That's sweet.

[genepool23.livejournal.com]

Nail Ass Nor Oleander
Seasonal Loin Ran Red
Adrenaline Solar Son
Sonar Slain Oleander
Railroad Lens. Sane? No.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Anything with "Nail Ass" is always good.

Wait, that sounds a little weird.

[carocrow.livejournal.com]

Full Name:

Bizarre Rune Age Horticulture

Azure Grain Beer Horticulture

Gubernatorial Rue Curie Hertz

AGRICULTURE BEER RUN HAZE TRIO (this will be my band name)

ZAG RUNIC BEER LITERATURE HOUR

For my married name, without the maiden name:

BEACH: LIE, RUT OR RUN

BEACH NURTURER OIL

HERR ELUCUBRATION

I *TRUE* BACON HURLER!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

HAHA, I got a kick out of the bacon hurler one.

[lemmons.livejournal.com]

In keeping with your old man nuts post, I got this...

NUDE MARCIA TRIMS NUTTY

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I think I was in that movie.

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

How are you getting those? Mine come out looking like Chinese or German. For example

A ECH HIM KILN

AC EH HIM LINK

etc.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I got much the same when I used just "Chris Heller." Maybe try adding your middle name?

[iltamies.livejournal.com]

A CASUAL HULA POLE VIM is the only one that doesn't read as almost total nonsense. There's a lot of spanish, hawaiian and latin in mine.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I wish you could restrict it to just common words. :\

[carocrow.livejournal.com]

All that pork made me think of this URL.

GO. WATCH. NOW.

http://eclectech.co.uk/pettingzoo.php

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

i win!

[4hour-ramona.livejournal.com]

CALIGULA WOLD HEN ERR
GLACIAL LORD WHEE RUN
ARACHNID OGRE WE LULL
ARCADE NEW GIRL HULLO
and my favorite:
WALLACE UNDO HER GIRL

Re: i win!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Exxxcellent. Arachnid Ogre We Lull should be a B-movie.

OUCH

[wretchmuffin.livejournal.com]

"Dr. No anal coven." "Non-anal VCR ode."

And that's without my middle name.

Re: OUCH

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Oh, man. Dr. No anal coven. Now that's a ripoff porno movie that needs to be made.

Re: OUCH

[wretchmuffin.livejournal.com]

And when it is finally made, we'll buy it and sing (non-anal) odes around the VCR while it plays.

[faerywren.livejournal.com]

Nothing as cool as yours.
A HERETIC I SWIRL INN JUST
RECTILINEAR JUST HIS WIN
UNCHRISTIAN WIRE JIS LET
INCINERATE SLUR WITH JIS
INCINERATE SLUT WHIR JIS
TESTICULAR NINE WHIR JIS
ARTHRITIS JUICE SLEW INN
HURRICANE SINEW JILT ITS
INJUSTICE RELISH TIN WAR

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Hmmmmm, some really good words there, but nothing that really goes together. Oh well. :)

[skid-rose.livejournal.com]

The best I could ever come up with was Ms. Camel Rollin. Or something. This (http://www.wordsmith.org/anagram/) is cool.

And that reminds me, were you aware that a stretch of I-5 just north of San Diego has been adopted by the Chris Heller Real Estate Group?