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[wickedflea]

I talked to my friend Wes last week. He said that recently he had lunch with two of his co-workers--a girl and a Swedish dude. They were talking about metal, and Wes said that he used to be in a band called Dry Heave. Swedish dude said: "Oh yeah? That's great. Yeah, I used to be in a band, too. You probably heard of one of our songs: 'Buttfuck Till You Run Out of Craziness.' Yeah, man, the people used to go CRAZY when we played that song. 'Buttfuck Till You Run Out of Craziness.' You know what I mean, right?"

Wes also reported that he was rocking out to Judas Priest on the freeway the other day and totalled his car when he slammed into someone from behind. He blames Priest.

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[scottcrawford.livejournal.com]

When will people stop blaming Judas Priest for their troubles? If Halford were straight, this wouldn't happen.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

It's all Rob's fault for being so all-fired Hell Bent for Leather. (I think that was the song that did it, BTW.)