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wickedfleaEither Netflix or the U.S. Postal Service bites batwanger. I mailed back discs last Tuesday, and they're just now showing up as received. I swear I think they're holding out on me.
Speaking of Netflix, you should add me as a friend (chris@chrisheller.net) on there if you can figure out how. I'm honestly not sure.
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saying_things says that I inspired a meme when I mentioned the odd search term from my Google search bar. Here are some more. Now tell me what's in your search history.
about aboot
"delois price"
boston accent
"twilight zone" pinball
freddy fixer
"shocking tomfoolery"
"Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K"
worst baby names
"jackie earle haley" "steve nash"
"hotel chelsea" price
Another wedding thing: in early July my ex-co-worker Nancy is getting married at this fancy-ass mansion overlooking the Hudson in Tarrytown (a bit north of NYC). I'd actually sort of like to go; Nancy's one of my favorite people, and it's not every day that I get to crash a shindig like that. But the thing is, my friend Wes is going to be in NYC that weekend, and I'm planning to go there and hang with him. Would we look like total homos if we went to the wedding together? (Not that there's anything wrong with that, but I dunno, geez, you know.) Maybe he could wear a sign around his neck reading, "NOT HELLER'S LOVER." But even with that issue aside, would it be considered rude or inappropriate to bring my homie? I'm not really familiar with your strange customs; my primitive caveman mind can't grasp these concepts.
Speaking of Netflix, you should add me as a friend (chris@chrisheller.net) on there if you can figure out how. I'm honestly not sure.
saying_things says that I inspired a meme when I mentioned the odd search term from my Google search bar. Here are some more. Now tell me what's in your search history.about aboot
"delois price"
boston accent
"twilight zone" pinball
freddy fixer
"shocking tomfoolery"
"Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K"
worst baby names
"jackie earle haley" "steve nash"
"hotel chelsea" price
Another wedding thing: in early July my ex-co-worker Nancy is getting married at this fancy-ass mansion overlooking the Hudson in Tarrytown (a bit north of NYC). I'd actually sort of like to go; Nancy's one of my favorite people, and it's not every day that I get to crash a shindig like that. But the thing is, my friend Wes is going to be in NYC that weekend, and I'm planning to go there and hang with him. Would we look like total homos if we went to the wedding together? (Not that there's anything wrong with that, but I dunno, geez, you know.) Maybe he could wear a sign around his neck reading, "NOT HELLER'S LOVER." But even with that issue aside, would it be considered rude or inappropriate to bring my homie? I'm not really familiar with your strange customs; my primitive caveman mind can't grasp these concepts.
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Date: 2005-05-16 07:33 pm (UTC)I wouldn't care if people thought I was gay except that people I work with will be there. I'm in a bad enough dry spell as it is without women writing me off 'cuz they think I'm gay. :)
And I figured as much about Netflix. I was bringing their whole business model down by copying the discs to my computer right when I got them and returning them immediately. But now they've gone and cocked up my scheme with their corporate fuckery.
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Date: 2005-05-17 12:19 am (UTC)I'll go to the wedding with you and your friend can come as my slow brother who needs my constant care. Seriously. If you go to a wedding with a chick, you can get all kinds of play because women are evil and they only want men they can't have.