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[wickedflea]

In the past hour, a woman from another department has walked through here twice with what appears to be toilet paper hanging out the back of her pants. Actually, it might be an overly long tag coming out of her sweater. I'm never sure what to do or say in these situations.

What is the deal with pussy incense and pussy fragrance oil? Y'all ever seen that? We had some of it when I was at the publishing course. Our mock-magazine group commandeered a room in the Columbia Graduate School of Journalism for a whole week, and while we were planning and putting together ZHI, we'd be in there burning pussy oil, smoking cigarettes, and serving drinks to people from other groups who wanted to come and see the cool room. We even put up our own lighting. It was quite the scene, man. No wonder no one could ever figure out what our magazine was supposed to be. Anyway, I remember walking back into that room a couple of weeks after we'd finished with it, and the joint still smelled like pussy oil.

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[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

pussy oil?
what.the.fuck?

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

It's real! I can't find the exact stuff we had, but this place sells Chocolate Pussy oil and Sweet Pussy oil.

Hey, you're in NYC--I'm sure you can find some. Just stop by one of those tables on the streets where those guys sell incense, and ask 'em do they got any pussy.

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

No way! you go to NYC and ask these dudes if they have any pussy oil.

You're insane! I still don't get why it's called pussy oil.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'M insane 'cuz I bought a vial of pussy oil off a man on the street and didn't even ask him why it was called that?

Um, yeah. Point taken. :P

[carocrow.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure I want to know what pussy oil smells like. Is it to attract pussy, or does it remind you of pussy?

Pussy, Pussy, Pussy.

I think that's the stupidest name for female genitals EVAR. They should be called Wolverine.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Who knows what the pussy oil is for . . . Heck, maybe we weren't supposed to be burning it at all!

And yeah--most women really don't like that word, and it is pretty stupid. There aren't that many good names for the ol' hoohah that don't make people cringe.

[wretchmuffin.livejournal.com]

I don't know, most of 'em are okay--I'm down with "cooter" right now, just because it has a Southern-y sweetness to it. But I may be switching to "wolverine." Or maybe "badger," that'd be good, too. Especially 'cause of that old Dead Milkmen song about badgers. "Badger" it is!

But who'd buy Badger Oil?

[genepool23.livejournal.com]

"The badger's your friend! Make friends with the badger!
Climbing the trees, spreadin' disease, I wanna make friends with the badger!"

Wow, thanks for the flashback. I'd totally forgotten that song!

[carocrow.livejournal.com]

Badger is much better than Beaver.

Did you know that badgers are so stubborn that sometimes they will clamp onto each other and die that way?

Such a good analogy for girl parts. :-p

[wretchmuffin.livejournal.com]

. . . I'm mostly speechless and entirely delighted.

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

but...if this 'pussy oil' is just oil in little jars that's really just incense...then it's just incense. I'm not getting the pussy oil phrase at all and I've never heard anyone say that before. and lookit, now i'm totally obsessing. gah! wicked flea is The Evil.

damn right I'm evil

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

OK, so perhaps "pussy oil" was my own term. All the little vials said was "pussy"--I guess that was the particular scent or flavor or whatever. I dunno, it's oil, it's called "pussy," so "pussy oil," right? It's not like I was going completely off the deep end and calling it "pussy butter."

I've never typed the word "pussy" as many times in one day as I have just now. I feel like I'm writing Hustler smut.

Re: damn right I'm evil

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

I think you bought some weird shit that had a massive typo. Like Engrish for incense jars.

I have never once seened the word 'pussy' on incense...cuz that doesn't bring to mind happy go luck pretty smells, if you know what I'm sayin'.

and yep. pussy pussy pussy! gah.

Re: damn right I'm evil

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Our stuff wasn't the sticks, and it didn't have no pitchers of cats on it, but look:

Re: damn right I'm evil

[carocrow.livejournal.com]

That ain't just pussy, man, that's *black* pussy.

Now I think it must be like that Lucky Money deodorizer spray and incense they sell at the Dollar Store with a picture of an Indian Chief on it. It is to *draw* the pussy. However, it is someone's haha to put pictures of cats instead of nekkid wimmenfolk.

Re: damn right I'm evil

[carocrow.livejournal.com]

Hustler Smut is a good punk rock band name. It sounds German.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

p.s. -- aren't you glad you stuck around for intelligent banter like this? :P

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

and you know this, man!