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[wickedflea]

I hate it when the magazines in doctor's offices suck. As if it weren't bad enough that I have to sit here waiting an hour to have blood drawn, the only thing i have to read is a copy of Outdoor Life with a cover image of some camo fucker in a rowboat with an icy dead deer in front.

conversation i just heard:

brother: That shot HURT, didn't it?

sister: No, it didn't!

mother: They need that blood to make sure everything's OK.

sister: It's just like JESUS' blood!

Comments

[theodicy.livejournal.com]

Sooo much of good writin' is rhythm, baby, and you GOT it. I be laffin' myself to pieces.

:hug:

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Awww, thank ya! I'm just doing my part to show that we white boys also have a lot of flavor.

[faerywren.livejournal.com]

Sooo much of good writin' is rhythm, baby, and you GOT it. I be laffin' myself to pieces.


I think it's also the use of the phrase "camo fucker".

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

You know the fellas I'm talkin' about.

[sweetterrig.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it is just as bad when you have to go to the gynocologist.

I hear ya.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Tell me about it, sister.

Um, wait--don't tell me about it. ;)

[lastcallforcorn.livejournal.com]

oh jesus christ.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I know! I looked up with the biggest "WTF?" face, but no one else seemed to be paying any attention. People never notice anything.

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

When I was a teenager, it was either Golf Digest, Field and Stream or Highlights for Children in the orthodontist's office.

[wickedqueen.livejournal.com]

The first word that popped into my mind was "Christ." And then I laughed, because that's funny.

[cynical5679.livejournal.com]

my blood is pretty holy

[faerywren.livejournal.com]

Hahahahaha! Reminds of when my dad was undergoing cancer treatment and this one doctor's office only had 50 million dirt bike magazines. It was funny watching other patients try to find something interesting in them. I, on the other hand, never travel without a book. 'Cuz I'm a dork.