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[wickedflea]

So I was at the stop light by the Church of Scientology when I saw a guy walk out their front door. He was wearing a shirt featuring some sort of Scientology crest, and as soon as he stepped out, he lit a cigarette and started puffing away. I yelled, "I'M TELLING L. RON HUBBARD!"

Not that I can talk. I've smoked 28 packs of cigarettes in the past 21 days.

;)

Comments

Burn one for me

[wretchmuffin.livejournal.com]

YOU'RE BACK!!!!!!!!

Good work, you. I'm happier than I can say to "see" you again.

Re: Burn one for me

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Thank ya, thank ya, ma'am. Good to "see" you too. It's good to be on the outside again!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Hooray indeed. :)

[starflow.livejournal.com]

Welcome back, Chris!!!! How're you feeling?

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Hey Sam! Feeling pretty spiffy. Actually, I'm tired as hell, but it's a good tired. :)

[ginamoog.livejournal.com]

Back to your old tricks!:D

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Damn scraight! The bastards try to get me down, but I can still regulate. ;)

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

Hi you!
I wrote you a retarded letter, promptly lost it (but then I mailed it because I have the memory of a frickin' gold fish), and then found it again. That's why you didn't receive mail from me. In other words, I'm very stupid.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Howdy, darlin'. :) No sweat--the thought is still much appreciated!

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Woo hoo! Welcome back! It sure is good to see you around here again. :D

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Thanks, mah friend. Sho is good ta be back. :)

[p0tat0es.livejournal.com]

yo!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

WORD!

[cultofheather.livejournal.com]

Hey there! I am not sure whether or not I hope you got my card. LOL. ;) Man, I can be such a dork. Seriously.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Indeed I did! It was one of the first ones I got--thank you so much!! I'm gonna do official thank-yous as soon as I can. :)

[lastcallforcorn.livejournal.com]

HEEEEY!!!

have missed you!!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Thank ya!!! Missed y'all too. Say, can I move to Oregon too? =)

[dangerpest.livejournal.com]

Hey you!
I want my autograph!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Would you believe that skank ho wasn't even THERE?!? I swear, that's false advertising or some shit. I might be able to get you the autographs of a couple of offspring of famous people, but that's about it. :\

Thanks for the letter and the comics, dude--they really brought a smile to my face. More words later. ;)

[nonamejane.livejournal.com]

Welcome back sucka! Good to hear from ya!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

NO ONE CALLS ME "SUCKA"!

Well, OK, you can get away with it. Will holla more at ya later. Sooner rather than later, and I mean it this time. ;)

[4hour-ramona.livejournal.com]

wahoo! good to see ya again.i'd been hoping you'd be on the outside soon.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Good to see you too! Yep, I had to jump a Jurassic Park-style wall and fake out a gang of drug-sniffing dogs, but I made it home. =)

[goatsupreme.livejournal.com]

Wow! You and Karla Homolka released in the same weekend!

Go back - I actually bought you a card, but I haven't mailed it yet!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

No way! I might go back to the Silver Hilton to visit one day, but I ain't goin' back to stay. Send it here!

[mipplet.livejournal.com]

Glad to see you back! How are you?

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Doing really well--thanks, Melissa. And thank you so much for the kick-ass note and the foxy Wonder Woman card! You send the best mail. :)

[liminal-space.livejournal.com]

tattletale!






it's beautiful-nice to have you back.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Thankya, Ms. Lori! And hey, I saw in Crow's post that you sent me mail, but I didn't get it! I think the mail delivery there was pretty haphazard, cuz it seems that I missed a lot of stuff. :( But mucho grande thanks to ya all the same, m'dear. :)

[dob.livejournal.com]

yay!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

w00t!

[diamond-j.livejournal.com]

Welcome back, Sir...

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Thanks, ma'am. :)

[(Anonymous)]

Awesome. You're back.

[theodicy.livejournal.com]

Missed the hell outa youse.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Missed you too, but it was very nice to get a card from my Sister T. while I was locked up. :) *hugs*

[dichotomous.livejournal.com]

*big hugs* YAY YOU'RE BACK! Damn, I missed you.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

*hugs back*

Thank you for the cards, and especially for the book I came home to--it's a lot of fun, and many of the pictures and quotations are quite apropo. ;) You're the bestest.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Aye aye!

[skeeter138.livejournal.com]

Great to see you back in action! How are you feelin'?

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Pretty nifty! Thanks, Nick. :)

[alicdeni83.livejournal.com]

Yay! You're back. My friend's page was lonely. Did you get your letter?

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

That I did! Thanks for thinking of me and sending me something to read! Congratulations on the house, too--I'm actually quite jealous.

[universalhum.livejournal.com]

Welcome back, Chris.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Hello, total stranger.

Just joshin'. Thank ya much, Lisa. :)

[wickedqueen.livejournal.com]

hey you!!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Hey yourself! Thank you so much for the postcard--I found the "freaks and living wonders" picture quite appropriate and posted it on my bulletin board. :) I got a laugh out of your account of dancing with that dude who sounded like Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel, too. You didn't have to do the Chicken Dance with him, did you?