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[wickedflea]

So I was at the stop light by the Church of Scientology when I saw a guy walk out their front door. He was wearing a shirt featuring some sort of Scientology crest, and as soon as he stepped out, he lit a cigarette and started puffing away. I yelled, "I'M TELLING L. RON HUBBARD!"

Not that I can talk. I've smoked 28 packs of cigarettes in the past 21 days.

;)

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[dangerpest.livejournal.com]

Hey you!
I want my autograph!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Would you believe that skank ho wasn't even THERE?!? I swear, that's false advertising or some shit. I might be able to get you the autographs of a couple of offspring of famous people, but that's about it. :\

Thanks for the letter and the comics, dude--they really brought a smile to my face. More words later. ;)