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[wickedflea]

So I was at the stop light by the Church of Scientology when I saw a guy walk out their front door. He was wearing a shirt featuring some sort of Scientology crest, and as soon as he stepped out, he lit a cigarette and started puffing away. I yelled, "I'M TELLING L. RON HUBBARD!"

Not that I can talk. I've smoked 28 packs of cigarettes in the past 21 days.

;)

Comments

Burn one for me

[wretchmuffin.livejournal.com]

YOU'RE BACK!!!!!!!!

Good work, you. I'm happier than I can say to "see" you again.

[starflow.livejournal.com]

Welcome back, Chris!!!! How're you feeling?

[ginamoog.livejournal.com]

Back to your old tricks!:D

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

Hi you!
I wrote you a retarded letter, promptly lost it (but then I mailed it because I have the memory of a frickin' gold fish), and then found it again. That's why you didn't receive mail from me. In other words, I'm very stupid.

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Woo hoo! Welcome back! It sure is good to see you around here again. :D

[p0tat0es.livejournal.com]

yo!

[cultofheather.livejournal.com]

Hey there! I am not sure whether or not I hope you got my card. LOL. ;) Man, I can be such a dork. Seriously.

[lastcallforcorn.livejournal.com]

HEEEEY!!!

have missed you!!

[dangerpest.livejournal.com]

Hey you!
I want my autograph!

[nonamejane.livejournal.com]

Welcome back sucka! Good to hear from ya!

Re: Burn one for me

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Thank ya, thank ya, ma'am. Good to "see" you too. It's good to be on the outside again!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Hooray indeed. :)

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Hey Sam! Feeling pretty spiffy. Actually, I'm tired as hell, but it's a good tired. :)

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Howdy, darlin'. :) No sweat--the thought is still much appreciated!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Thanks, mah friend. Sho is good ta be back. :)

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

WORD!

[4hour-ramona.livejournal.com]

wahoo! good to see ya again.i'd been hoping you'd be on the outside soon.

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Hey, have you ever seen that show about sandwiches on PBS? They talked about this place in New Orleans where the muffaletta was invented.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Indeed I did! It was one of the first ones I got--thank you so much!! I'm gonna do official thank-yous as soon as I can. :)

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

i meant i THOUGHT i mailed it. but i didn't. and the letter was retarded because it was stupid to write it, but that my ramblings were retarded. lol.

my post to you sounds cranky and i didn't mean it that way. see? i'm dumb!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Thank ya!!! Missed y'all too. Say, can I move to Oregon too? =)

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Would you believe that skank ho wasn't even THERE?!? I swear, that's false advertising or some shit. I might be able to get you the autographs of a couple of offspring of famous people, but that's about it. :\

Thanks for the letter and the comics, dude--they really brought a smile to my face. More words later. ;)

[goatsupreme.livejournal.com]

Wow! You and Karla Homolka released in the same weekend!

Go back - I actually bought you a card, but I haven't mailed it yet!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

NO ONE CALLS ME "SUCKA"!

Well, OK, you can get away with it. Will holla more at ya later. Sooner rather than later, and I mean it this time. ;)

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Damn scraight! The bastards try to get me down, but I can still regulate. ;)