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[wickedflea]

I was sitting in a cafe and getting increasingly annoyed watching an older lady hold court among her group of socialite friends. When she gave the waitress shit and didn't tip, I could take no more, so when she looked my way, I flipped her a beautifully heartfelt bird. Mortifed, she squawked at her friends for a good minute and a half before sending some aged golfer type to come over and molest me.

I ripped the man's WIG off.

I ended up retaining a lawyer, whom I ended up calling a douchebag after he interrupted a meeting between me and my therapist in the food court.

Comments

[lemmons.livejournal.com]

Coffee much or mayhap another dream?

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Yap, dream crasiness. :)

[starflow.livejournal.com]

Dude, if you actually did this, I may just have to come to the trial to see listen to the retelling in person!!!

[starflow.livejournal.com]

yes. "see listen" It's all the rage, these days.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

You crazy kids and yer LSD.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Alas, it was only a dream--a mere nocturnal expression of my deep-seated desire to rip off an old man's piece. :(

[localilo.livejournal.com]

Applause! I thought it was real and I spilled my coffee- thank god it was cold. LMAO

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Haha! Thank goodness indeed. I spill my coffee on myself all the time! It's really bad when it's in the car and it gets all in my crotch.

[albert71292.livejournal.com]

I thought at first it actually happened, until reading the other comments... you had me fooled!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Hehe! I started to put in there that it was a dream, and then I thought, nahhhhhh, let 'em wonder. ;)

[mellancholie.livejournal.com]

dude! call me cell tomorrow before noon if you want to have lunch! 980-1340. otherwise we could next week.

[dichotomous.livejournal.com]

"...before sending some aged golfer type to come over and molest me.

I ripped the man's WIG off."

I think I inspired this when wrote in a journal entry, "One day I am going to slap the toupee off his scrawny little head." The, er, gentleman, is an aged golfer type, but, well, that's just coincidence.

[theodicy.livejournal.com]

One of the first things I loved about Brudder Flea was his sense of civic duty. ;)

[cierrablue.livejournal.com]

ditto that!