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[wickedflea]

There was this crazy little 18-year-old lesbian with an orange afro and a faceful of herps in rehab with me. She talked non-stop, and about half of what she said was "I FULFILL YOUR KISSES WITH MY TACO-FLAVORED KISSES." It drove me nuts then, but it's been several weeks now, and I've had time to clear my head, and . . .

Still it haunts me. It was like being locked up with Cornholio or somesing.

Comments

[saying-things.livejournal.com]

You should attempt to find Confuscious-esque wisdom in what she said. Because Cornholio had it. "You cannot run from your own bunghole."

So true. So applicable to so many of life's situations. Think about it.

[lemmons.livejournal.com]

BLLAAARGGGHHHH!!

I read 'orange afro' and thought "OH NO HE DIDN'T....SNAP".

[dob.livejournal.com]

but (read butt) J-lo rocks my socks.

[ozmaofoz.livejournal.com]

ahahahaha.

[mipplet.livejournal.com]

That sounds like a person John would find in the ghetto.

[theodicy.livejournal.com]

BEN AFFLECK SPOOGE!

Ewwwww!

:flees:

[rottensick.livejournal.com]

"I FULFILL YOUR KISSES WITH MY TACO-FLAVORED KISSES."

?!?!?!?!

I am officially terrified.