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[wickedflea]

For some reason I attacked my right nut with a Maglight tonight.

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[albert71292.livejournal.com]

Put the Maglight away... the Maglight is a dangerous weapon... should only be used in emergencies!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I'm gonna hide it someplace where I'll never be able to find it! These things are lethal.

[albert71292.livejournal.com]

I only have a Ray-O-Vac with a couple of D batteries, works fine in a power outage (keeps spare batteries and a bulb handy though)

[iltamies.livejournal.com]

You got a grapefruit now? All of animals seem to have the single mindedness when it comes to destroying my groin.

[theodicy.livejournal.com]

Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don't.

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Ow! Right in the bucknut. ;)

[ginamoog.livejournal.com]

you're a strange bean, chris. that's why I like you.