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[wickedflea]

From the I Can't Believe That Just Happened files:

I'm driving down Chapel St. on the way home. I pull up to the red light next to a K-Car with three people in it. They seem to be having some sort of revival, as joyous gospel music is blaring and they're waving their arms at me. I kind of smile and give them the thumbs up. The light turns green, we drive along together, and they're still dancing and laffing at me. At the next light, I hook my mp3 player up to the transmitter and scan for a good song to put on. I find Soundgarden's "Jesus Christ Pose" and put it on full blast. I flash the metal horns \m/ at them and drive on. My lane moves a little more quickly than theirs, so I lose them for the next block or so--but the next thing I know, I'm next to them again and OMFG TWO LADIES ARE FLIPPING ME OFF WITH BOTH HANDS. I bury my hands in my face and start laffing so hard I'm nearly CRYING, and THEY FLIP ME OFF EVEN HARDER LIKE THEY REALLY FUCKING MEAN IT.

I am far too metal for this town.

Comments

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Haha! You brought the rock and they couldn't handle it, mang. ;)

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Those suckas will never be the same again! They can't hold their rock like I can. =)

[nationofsheep.livejournal.com]

No manowar on hand? Damn...

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I know. I'm such a poseur. :(

[theodicy.livejournal.com]

You too metal for the whole state, bro.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I know, and when Joe Lieberman finds out, he's gonna bounce me right outta here. :\

[lastcallforcorn.livejournal.com]

how do these situations find you?

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

That's my question! I'm always thinking I'm part of some CIA experiment.

[opened---once.livejournal.com]

Nah, it's "The Heller Show."