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[wickedflea]

My mom was just asking me to let some water out of an ice chest, and she told me, "I pulled out the buttplug, but I think it's probably still got some water in it."

I wish y'all Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, Fantastic Sunday, whatever works for ya. Y'all a great bunch!

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I see somethin' lodged up there...

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Try singing this to the ladies:

I like your face
I like your eyes
I love your skin
I like your thighs
I like your teeth
I like your ears
I like your feet
I think they're neat!

There's one problem I can see
as I stare at your underwear
I see something lodged up there
Pokin' though your underwear!

Butt plug! I see your
Butt plug! I kiss/lick your
Butt plug! I like/taste your
Butt plug! I like it!
Butt plug! I need it!
Butt plug! I want it!
I love you!

>>No, I didn't write the song. Hee.