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[wickedflea]

I think over the holidays some shitass neighbors moved next door. People are yelling and screaming all the time, and they've got this jacked-up phone that sounds like it's ringing in my apartment about, oh, every seven seconds. It's cute.

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[saying-things.livejournal.com]

All you really have to do is blast some Neil Diamond from your stereo for about an hour.

That normally solves most of the problems in the world, I've found.

[saying-things.livejournal.com]

(That comment made it sound like I like Neil Diamond. Actually I hate him. Him and Barry Manilow. Mama raised me right.)