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[wickedflea]

Busy busy busy busy day. Gotta stay occupied lest I get blindsided by the crazies. They're everywhere. Actually, no--I think all the crazies live in the head of one crackpot in south Texas.

In happier news, I got my Chopper Skeleton poster in the mail today, and it is more lustrous, more awesome, more droolworthy than any of you fucks could have imagined. Covet it. COVET MY YELLOW-DISHWASHING-GLOVES-WEARING SKULLHEAD MOTORBIKER.



p.s. rubber bands smell like skunk butt

Comments

[scottcrawford.livejournal.com]

VICTOLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[m-fallenangel.livejournal.com]

So, when ya gettin' that tattooed on yer Johnson?

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I would, but I can't find any artists hardcore enough to tackle the project.

[m-fallenangel.livejournal.com]

A good friend of mine is in CT and runs a body mod website and news service.

I'd be glad to hook you up.

Hell, that might be my intro into documentary filmmaking: When a Flea Screams.

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

Forget the ink, dude, just put a yellow dish glove over it and ride muthatrucker. Sheesh.

Awww Yeah...

[cultofheather.livejournal.com]

Cuz even tough ass bikers are afraid of dishpan hands!

[brunettemoments.livejournal.com]

Oh Heller, damn you, I were distracted by the colors. I didn't even notice the gloves!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I'm not surprised; there's so much to take in. It's just so RICH!

[mcmayhem.livejournal.com]

You have no idea how jealous I am. I lost ALL my bids for the other posters.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Oh, SHIT! I can't believe that. I mean, I can understand that EVERYBODY would want one of these things, but I didn't even have any competitors for mines! (Probably not what you want to hear right now.) Tell you what, you can visit mine any time you want.

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Hey, I didn't realize you won that auction! Very cool.

How exactly would you know what skunk butt smells like? Maybe I don't want to hear the answer...

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I lived in southwest Virginia for two years, that's how. ;)

[4hour-ramona.livejournal.com]

i wanna see how you're displayin' that in your house. NOW!

[laurel714.livejournal.com]

I never would have noticed the dish-washing gloves! Now it reminds me of Harold - the old guy who works with saying_things. And indeed, I covet.

[saying-things.livejournal.com]

That poster makes me think of having to go to Harold's funeral someday and it makes me sad. Which is funny. That poster making someone sad is funny.

Never you mind about the south Texas crazies. They ain't nuthin' but a thang. xo

[lastcallforcorn.livejournal.com]

'covet' doesn't say it, my man.

[theodicy.livejournal.com]

looks like a paint-by-numbahs i did once

[sarcasmosis.livejournal.com]

FUCKING GIVE THAT TO ME

[doovies-redux.livejournal.com]

Oh I covet it alright. I made that SKULL MAN my msn icon the last time you posted the pic of it. Now that you own it, I am truly full of sticky white envy.