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[wickedflea]

There was a very cute girl working at the coffee shop just now, but she was wearing a freaking EAGLES shirt. Like, not the Philadelphia Eagles, the flippin' Don Henley Eagles. If I hadn't been afeared of getting a faceful of steamed milk, I'd have quoted Jeff Lebowski: "Come on, man . . . I had a rough night and I hate the fuckin' Eagles!"

*sigh* I'm such a wuss.

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[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Let me tell you something, pandejo. You pull any your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger til it goes "click".

i could go on all day...

[karaforsale.livejournal.com]

This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!