more bitching about the phone

[wickedflea]

I'm such an asshole on the phone. I guess that's somewhat acceptable, because I don't think I'm an asshole in most other ways. I awakened this morning to the sound of the phone ringing off the hook. It must have rung about 12 times. When I finally answered, all I heard was some mumbling and a click. I hit *69 and asked the person who answered if she even looked at the dial when she was calling people before 7 in the morning. Can you believe she had the nerve to tell me not to bother her anymore?

Then somebody called just now and was mumbling so badly I couldn't even tell who he was asking for. After snapping "what?!" a couple of times, I finally told the guy to Speak English or Die.

I'm not always this hostile. I swear I'm not.


Yuk, I have to go to Wal-Mart. Now there's a pit of hostility if ever there was one.

Comments

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Yuk, I have to go to Wal-Mart. Now there's a pit of hostility if ever there was one.

>>That's what the gun department is for.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Heh, yeah -- next time, I need to stop by the gun counter right before I get in line at the cash registers. Maybe that "12 items or less" (sic) lane will actually become express for once!

[surfbugg.livejournal.com]

AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH ::LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY:: AHALEOFHLSADHDKLFALSLLALALALALLA!!

OOOHhhohohoho! You are tooooo funny! Come answer my phone, please!

It's especially funny right now because I'm sitting at the front desk answering phones and most of the people trying to buy buildings in Orange County need a translator.

HAHAHHAHAHA! ::still funny::

xoxo

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's the kind of job I need! "You wanna buy a WHAT? Speak English, motherfucker." I like to go off on people when they're on the other end of a phone and can't whoop my ass. ;)