more bitching about the phone

[wickedflea]

I'm such an asshole on the phone. I guess that's somewhat acceptable, because I don't think I'm an asshole in most other ways. I awakened this morning to the sound of the phone ringing off the hook. It must have rung about 12 times. When I finally answered, all I heard was some mumbling and a click. I hit *69 and asked the person who answered if she even looked at the dial when she was calling people before 7 in the morning. Can you believe she had the nerve to tell me not to bother her anymore?

Then somebody called just now and was mumbling so badly I couldn't even tell who he was asking for. After snapping "what?!" a couple of times, I finally told the guy to Speak English or Die.

I'm not always this hostile. I swear I'm not.


Yuk, I have to go to Wal-Mart. Now there's a pit of hostility if ever there was one.

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[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's the kind of job I need! "You wanna buy a WHAT? Speak English, motherfucker." I like to go off on people when they're on the other end of a phone and can't whoop my ass. ;)