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[wickedflea]

I hate computers. Windows shit the bed on the desktop last night, and this laptop sounds like a goat being eviscerated with a chainsaw. That ain't right.

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[carocrow.livejournal.com]

You're the only person besides Mani I've heard use that expression, that something malfunctioning has "shit the bed".

The problem, of course, is that you can't just slap a piece of duck tape on it and move on. Can you purge your system and reload Windows, or is it worse than that?

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Haha! I'm not even sure where I picked that up. I used it with Dad the other day, and he didn't know what the heck I was talking about!

Ugh, I don't know. Now I'm thinking the hard drive Windows is installed on might be going. The whole thing's flipped out like a pack of hemmorhoids.

[glenda.livejournal.com]

That definitely ain't right.

I think shitting the bed is one of the added features of Windows SP 2.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

No kidding! I was installing some Windows updates when the whole thing fricked, and I really doubt that's just a coincidence.

[blackhellkat.livejournal.com]

Lay the smack down on them Heller!

[glenda.livejournal.com]

I never update.

For your dad:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shit+the+bed&defid=1201578

[carocrow.livejournal.com]

I think you picked it up at Yale. I never heard it until I moved up Nawth.

I love that second definition on the Urban Dictionary, though, I had not put two and two together and equated shitting the bed with actual death, though as a nurse I probably should have ;-D

Hope it's not your hard drive but just Windows being wonky, as it is wont to do. I'd try reformatting and reloading, and skipping the updates.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

They goin' DOWN, by god.

[rottensick.livejournal.com]

That was the most romantic thing I have ever heard.