I never used to be a big block-quoter, but I quickly figured out that this one English professor would basically get a hard-on every time someone used a black quote in their paper, so I OD'd on BQ's and got an A in the class.
I can one up that. Go back and read creative stories one wrote in HIGH SCHOOL. The sad thing is that the short story I wrote when I was twelve is still good...everything after puberty? Vile!
Oh, MAN, I can't imagine. I never did much creative writing in high school, but holy CRAP, I can remember some stuff I did in college that would make the pope weep. Good thing I don't have those files anymore!
At least I can say my story was published when I was twelve. Everything after that is all 'WOAH IS ME, LIFE IS TUUUURIBLE, WAH WAH WAH no one understands me LET'S SIT IN THE DARK and cry listening to The Cure WHY OH WHY isn't Lestat coming to rescue me?'. <--okay, slight exaggeration. I wasn't *that* cheesy. Close, but not quite. : )
*stabs my own memory to remove my past reh-tard-ation*
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Date: 2006-08-22 03:02 pm (UTC)I can one up that. Go back and read creative stories one wrote in HIGH SCHOOL. The sad thing is that the short story I wrote when I was twelve is still good...everything after puberty? Vile!
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Date: 2006-08-22 03:45 pm (UTC)*stabs my own memory to remove my past reh-tard-ation*
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