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[wickedflea]

Herbal Essences apparently discontinued my regular shampoo, and I'm really fracked off about it. Does this make me gay?

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[blackhellkat.livejournal.com]

No. Just a girl. :D

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Have I been using chick shampoo all this time? Why didn't someone TELL me?!?

[iltamies.livejournal.com]

The fact that you use herbal essences pretty much keeps you safe from being labeled gay. Well, at least fabulously gay.

[blackhellkat.livejournal.com]

Maybe they were too busy looking at your frilly panties? Heck I dunno. :D

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Shush yo mouf, girlfriend. You know you don't want a catfight up in this piece.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I dunno what to think. I just went to their website, and they had this questionnaire to recommend one of their new products. So I started taking it, and it asked me stuff like whether I was a girl next door or a demanding diva. :X

I feel so violated.

[carolynturgeon.livejournal.com]

Not gay, but bi most likely.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

ACK!!! Procter & Gamble has turned me out!!! They will PAY.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[carolynturgeon.livejournal.com]

They've doubled your options AND given you heavenly locks, what are you complainin about?

[here2bsilly.livejournal.com]

not at all! the good stuff usually gets discontinued.
you can have the rest of my herbal essence coconut shampoo for big hair! it's doing nothing fer me

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Good point--I need all the options I can get! But good lord, now they've pulled this elixir from the market! I'm doomed to pursue a mere 51% of the population--and with BAD HAIR, no less!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I can't get with the coconut, though! I gotta have my fix of parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme!

[cynical5679.livejournal.com]

NO

[here2bsilly.livejournal.com]

awwww... wookie at dat sweet wittle pickur

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Goddam right. YOU know what time it is.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I need to go back to whatever shampoo I was using in those days. =)

[jdawgspi.livejournal.com]

what she said.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Right on! The tide is turning.

[cynical5679.livejournal.com]

YOURE FUCKING DARNED TOOTIN, ITS 9:07

[mipplet.livejournal.com]

It's not discontinued...they have new funky bottles!

[ginamoog.livejournal.com]

gaaaaaaaaaaaay

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Nuh uh, it's different! The stuff they had at the store tonight was all girly colors and fruity flavors. The shit I used to get was a nice gender-neutral green and had rosemary in it. Not a hint o' fruit.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Come over here and I'll PROVE my scorching heterosexuality!

[parabolabear.livejournal.com]

no. because you're worth it!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Right on, sister! Next I'm gonna start using Secret antiperspirant.

[parabolabear.livejournal.com]

what about Dove, which is gentle on those...sensitive areas and perfect for women with all skin types?

ok, so i was watching ER reruns today (dr green is a fox) and there were so many skin/hair care/lotiony commercials on, i felt DIRTY. me and my 99c store cheap knock off soaps :(

[ginamoog.livejournal.com]

OMG MA!

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Are you washing your hair or making dinner? ;)

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure, but something tells me you should've kept that to yourself. ;)

[hauntedskipper.livejournal.com]

Oh, the Fructose stuff?
They discontinued that?
Shit! That's what we buy!
Fuckers!

[diamond-j.livejournal.com]

Don't you fret honey. That's a totally different shampoo.
You're not gay either, for the record.

[diamond-j.livejournal.com]

I think there's a cream for that...

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

well, that depends. In the commericals, women who use this stuff (and I do, I admit, *cough*) tend to orgasmically soap up in public places (that I DON'T do, just so you know).

Now THAT would make you gay.

[sukieseven.livejournal.com]

no. it just makes you METROSEXUAL!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

OK, whew, I'm safe. I only orgasmically soap up in private places. :P

I guess those commercials shoulda been a tip-off, as it was always women getting off on the shampoo. They never had any men going "OH GOD YES GIT IT." Which is a really Good Thing, when you think about it.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Evidently so. :P

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

Well, it's a pretty sad state of affairs if women now need SOAP of all muther fuckin' things to get off...especially in public. Kee-rist.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Whoohoo, I'm an enlightened modern man! Who knew?

[sydelbow.livejournal.com]

LOL

[sydelbow.livejournal.com]

WINNER

[deadmenwalking.livejournal.com]

yOU HAVE TOO MANY COMMENTS FOR ME SO READ TO IF SOMEONE ALREADY SAID THIS OLEASE DIRESGARD...

Go to your nearest Dollar Store ( thats old hair product heaven)...buy everyone on the shelf and stock pile....that's what I did when Clairol dc'ed my hair spray a few years ago...still have a bunch too.

[diamond-j.livejournal.com]

Why,thank you...Where can I accept my award?