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[wickedflea]

Herbal Essences apparently discontinued my regular shampoo, and I'm really fracked off about it. Does this make me gay?

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[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

well, that depends. In the commericals, women who use this stuff (and I do, I admit, *cough*) tend to orgasmically soap up in public places (that I DON'T do, just so you know).

Now THAT would make you gay.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

OK, whew, I'm safe. I only orgasmically soap up in private places. :P

I guess those commercials shoulda been a tip-off, as it was always women getting off on the shampoo. They never had any men going "OH GOD YES GIT IT." Which is a really Good Thing, when you think about it.

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

Well, it's a pretty sad state of affairs if women now need SOAP of all muther fuckin' things to get off...especially in public. Kee-rist.