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[wickedflea]

Uhhhhhhh . . . why has no one told me that there's a fucking BADONKADONK TANK?!? If I ever move back to CT, I'm getting one so I can crush all the mother fuckers in their pussyass Hummers.

Actually, it looks a little small to be doing that. How can this be real, anyway?

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[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

holy shit, if you ever end up with one of those, i'm proposing. and then stealing it after i drug your chicken pot pie dinner so I can cruise around and crush things i don't like!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

"holy shit, if you ever end up with one of those, i'm proposing."

That settles it, I'm fuckin' doing it. MMMMM, drugged pot pie!

Forgot the link! Check it out on Amazon: http://tinyurl.com/z7spp

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

what would be REALLY awesome is to get married and drive away in that thing with tin cans and 'just married' on the back! HAHAHAHA!

and this thing has a PA system! We're totally set!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Fuckin' A! We can ride through areas that we don't like and blare out, "ATTENTION DOUCHEBAGS: EAT SHIT." What are they gonna do? We're in a tank. I'm getting misty-eyed just thinking of our future together.

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

We could have a bumper sticker (well, you know, if a tank has a bumper exactly) that says something like, 'I brake for Jesus!'

fuck dude, hurry up and get one!

it's real

[seeds-of-peace.livejournal.com]

http://www.jl421.com/

Re: it's real

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Well, holy shit!

Re: it's real

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

I know! Imagine the fun of cruising around in one...especially with Mr Wickedflea!

[m-fallenangel.livejournal.com]

I'm smelling some bullshit.

6hp Tecumseh gasoline engine, top speed 40 mph.

That's a medium large lawnmower engine. In my first job as a small engine mechanic I tore apart and put back together more damn Tecumseh 1.5 and 5.0 hp engines that I care to recall.

I have serious doubts as to its ability to move that crate at all, much less at 40 mph.

Damn shame. I wouldn't mind having one for my commute.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Crap. This joker would probably get outrun by a moped. :(

[m-fallenangel.livejournal.com]

Easily.

However, since each one is "custom built", you might be able to persuade them to put a Hemi Elephant (426) in it...

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

But in NYC, you could use this thing to knock into the assholes who ride mopeds all crazy like.

"Ohh, Wickedflea, here comes one now! Bank hard right!"

GRACK!

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

It looks like a cross between a miniature Alcatraz, an iron and a steam locomotive. WTF?!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Haha, it totally does! It'd be so excellent to take out here for one of the football games. I'd put all these RVing peckerwoods to SHAME when I got out there and started tailgating in one o' these bad boys.

[wretchmuffin.livejournal.com]

Given the backdrop of most of the photos, I'm guessing this is somebody's Burning Man project. Probably somebody approached the builder and was all like, "Dude, you could totally sell that thing."

[hauntedskipper.livejournal.com]

That thing looks like a real-life version of this: http://www.neweyestudio.com/ebayJ/ebj698.jpg

[mogwaigrrl.livejournal.com]

You know, every time I see one of your posts the question comes to mind, "What the fuck is wickedflea talking about now?"

Isn't that something that Jabba the Hutt's henchmen would drive?

Mount one of these relativity drives on the bottom of that thing, and you got a bad-ass hovertank!