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[wickedflea]

Did I know that Geoffrey Chaucer Hath a Blog? Seems like I'd heard about it, but I forgot about it. It's looney. Forsooth!

Yesterday I accidentally pasted "Love ain't got nothin' to do with the way you smellin' right now" into a memo to the big boss. It was all lulu_girl's fault!

My right ear has been itching all summer, and it's driving me batshit. What the hell is that about?

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[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

"My right ear has been itching all summer"

Uhm, maybe it's time you took your ear to the free clinic.
You are in Alabama. Lord knows what your ear's been up to.
I'm just sayin'...

[sukieseven.livejournal.com]

flea has FLEAS!!!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Hmmmm, true. I keep trying to think of old wives' tales about what it might mean, but I'm not coming up with anything. Yanno, like if your ear itches, it means someone's plotting your death.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

ACK, I hope I ain't got the scrabs!!!

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

Well, if your ears burn, doesn't that mean someone's talking about you?

So if your ears are itching, them maybe someone's...uhm...doing something else while thinking about you? dirty!

hahahah i need a nap.

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

maybe your cat gave you ear mites.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

That's hot.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

STOP IT

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

now you're quoting Paris Hilton?!?!??!?!





(heh heh)

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

She stole it from me! That nasty ho.

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

maybe she's why your ear itches!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Dagnabbit! I had TOLE that skank to stop fantasizing about me while she's jillin' off!

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

jillin' off?

HAHAHHAHAHAH

never heard that one before!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

HAW, I forgot where I heard that. On the internest, I'm sure. I could've said "rubbing one out," but that term always makes me cringe.

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

ewww I know! I don't like that either.

Just like the word 'horny' makes me feel kinda ill.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Ugh, yap, that's another foul one. The first time I ever heard that word was when I saw "Coal Miner's Daughter" on TV when I was a kid. Loretta was talking on the radio about how her husband said eating bologna made him horny. That's enough to turn anyone off that word. :X

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

bologna + horny should never be used in conjunction.


processed meat. grody!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Now I'm fighting the urge to google bologna horny. :( MUST RESIST IT WOULD NOT BE GOOD

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

ha! I just did. Not so bad, really. no photos either!

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

although this is hilarious. and creepy:

"Women's Health Discussion Forums: Men & Masterbation...?
At least you get horny when your preggers. I have had 4 and never once got horny. ... I think he means roll a slice of bologna around your member "

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

LOLOLOLOLWTF

Why would he do that?!? Maybe he was trying to get the dog to play with it.

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA


and wow! one post from you and we've gone from itchy ears to paris hilton to wrapping bologna around one's 'member' (that word cracks me up) in order to entice a dog!

love it! hahahah

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

AHHH it gave me this:

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA


really? maybe i dun goggled it wrong.

Christ! That can't be real.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I think it probably shows up on mines cuz I have the "safe search" option turned off. I want the pure filth!

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

oh yeah. eek. I'm afraid of turning that off!

[carocrow.livejournal.com]

It's one of those earwig things from Star Trek.

OMG, I can't believe you emailed that to your boss. I guess they realize by now how funkadelic you really are? Did the Yalies warn them?

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA, I actually almost posted that it was one of those things from Wrath of Khan!

Thankfully, I caught it before I sent it. And they're getting a sense of my freakitude, but they haven't felt its full brunt yet. ;)

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I'll have you know that I had to google ear mites in humans to put my mind at rest. ;)

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

HAHAHASHDJFHASDKJF;

i guess they don't infest humans???
but you can have horrible things happen to your brain if you eat cat poop. or so I've heard. No, I don't eat cat poop.